Monday, October 29, 2007

Bella transy3


Bella transy3
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

Happy face! Bella is happy the tranys bunny is going to her buddy Skyler.

Bella transy2


Bella transy2
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

ok, this shot was just a funny tongue shot with the transy bunny that she hates.

Bella transy1


Bella transy1
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

Bella and her transvestite bunny toy of which she's just not to hip on. It's hilarious and make a horrorible noise which may be why she doesn't like it one bit. She got for her birthday (from Valerie and Cheryl) but would never go near it unless we made her stay, well it is a little scarey (plus, for some reason she's never liked rubber toys).
Anyway it's now going to a new home, her German shepard buddy Skyler, he'll love it.

Thank you Cheryl & Valerie, but Bella has to send the transy bunny on with love to Skyler (he'll chew anything).

OOna meeeOUW


OOna meeeOUW
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

Now to keep the world of OOna kitty (evil mastermind) & Bella a sane and tranqill one the two little sweeties have to have their own area. The OOna kitty gets the office (which pretty much has become her whole room with the office taking second fiddle) and Bella getting the rest of the house (well she is 13 and the queen of the house). OOna, being the evil mastermind that she is loves to be held and carried around the house (thank god she only 4 pounds), she loves her room and pretty much just wants to stay in there but if one of us walks by her room without giving her any attention she will give out this mee-OUW? eer, eep, OUWE? eeer, epp. It's not just a simple meow but all these nioses as if she's asking a question. She definitely has her very own lanuage.

mee-OUW? eer, eep, OUWE? eeer, definitely world domination code.

Obey the OOna kitty.

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Bella with love


Bella with love
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

For Kia. Our heart goes out to Kia and parents. We all four wish you well, much love and strength.

love,
Gwen, Scott, Bella & OOna too.

OOna Poona


OOna Poona
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

OOna Poona, Puddin Pie,
Kiss the boys and make the cry,
With one look and you will melt,
Soon her power will be felt.


Obey the OOna kitty!

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Bella sunshine


Bella sunshine
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

Little Miss. Purple Nose looking pretty in the morning glow right before the rain moved in. We don't mind cause we really need the rain. She just looked so beautiful here so had to snap the shot.

OOna Upsidasium


OOna Upsidasium
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

WWWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…I NOW HAVE THE PERFECT PLAN…WWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!

First I will invent an anti-gravity liquid so that I can pour it on millions of tiny little pebbles for when the silly humans pick me up to cuddle me I can drop a pebble in their pocket. WWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Yes, yes it’s brilliant, I’m brilliant…because non of them can ever resist not wanting to cuddle-snuggle me and pick me up, I’m just too darn cute. HEEAHAHHEEAHWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHEEAH!!! It will be to easy to drop an anti-gravity pebble in their pocket, the foolish humans will never know!
And with the anti-gravity pebbles in their pockets, the silly humans will fall upside down and they won’t be able to stop without me. WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Yes, I will be their only hope for it will only be me that will be able to save the silly upside down humans! WAHAHAHAHAHA! YES, I WILL CONTROL THE ANTI-GRAVITY PEBBLES!! WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! The silly human will never know that it was I who dropped the anti-gravity pebbles in their pockets in the first place, silly, silly beings! WWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Then I will…uh I…uhmmmm, oh….what…oh, how long have you been there, were you listening…no, well, i wasn’t planning anything evil…honest, i was just playing with my toy-thingy here…no really, honest, no evil schemes here, I’m evil scheme free…no, really you can trust me…really…honest…

Obey the OOna kitty!

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Bella & Tess


Bella & Tess
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

Bella received a wonderful surprise birthday card from another grand dame Tess and her wonderful Jill. Tess is a beautiful 17 year old who Bella definitely looks up to.

Two great looking gals in one shot, can't beat it.

Thank you & thank you everyone for all the birthday wishes and gifts!!

OOna sweetdreams


OOna sweetdreams
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

zzzzzzzzzz..wahahah..zzzz..waha..bring me grapes my miniozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..i’m queen of the world, wahahahazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…look into my eyzzzzzzzzzzzzyou can trust meezzzzz...wahahaheehezzzzzzzzzzzz..silly humanzzzzzzzzzz

when OOna kitty masterminds dreams…you know we are all doomed…be afraid, be very afraid…

Obey the OOna kitty!

Monday, October 22, 2007

Bella Battlescars


Bella Battlescars
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

Whoever said that they slow down at 13, never met Bella.

Look closely and you can see the red scatches above her nose and right beside her left eye. Yes, we had a "Tom and Jerry" moment in the house last week and of all days - on Bella's Birthday. You have to understand that most weimes don't like cats and OOna for some weird reason is completely fascinated with Bella. Not the best combo. On normal days we do fine and keep the distance between them, but on Bella's birthday we had a house guest who had come into town for her party and half the house was blocked off.
Well, it kind of went down like this, it was 6 am Bella was getting up and Scott was hepling her (sometimes she needs a little helping hand in the mornings), OOna had decided to climb out of her room (yes, she has her own room where Bella can't go into, Bella gets the whole rest of the house. hey you turn 13 you get the larger space too). Anyway, Bella came around from the bedroom with Scott helping her backlegs a little, OOna had just climbed the barrier to her room, (the door to the front of the house was closed) OOna saw Bella and kind of trotted toward her Bella saw OOna and lounged like a cougar, Scott saw both and moved as fast as he could. When OOna realize Bella's intent she leaped straight up, claws out, Bella snapping the whole way. As OOna came back down Scott stuck his hand (his painting hand i might add so he must love both of the knuckleheads) between Bella face and jaws and OOna body and claws, He got the worst of it, he didn't throw OOna even though she was clawing up his arm but just carried her to the bedroom away from Bella.
OOna was fine, no scratches or anything hurt, just a little scared. Bella got to scratches as you can see, Scott was the worst for wear, took a little to stop the bleeding but he's fine now.

The crazy thing is later that day, OOna tried to get close to Bella again (she determind to be snuggle bunnies with Bella, little knuckle head). That time she simply took off. And people said that once Bella got scratched she would stop going after her or that being 13 she's to slow to catch something so fast. They obviously don't know Bella.

No OOna kitties were harmed in the taking of this picture...

OOna tuckeredout


OOna tuckeredout
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

The OOna kitty all tuckered out after her last round of shots at the dreaded evil vet (jk, we really love our vet, OOna made us say that).
The OOna kitty has a clean bill of health, YAY!!!! and she won't have to go back til (glup!) she gets fixed. We're not looking forward to that, the vet says that she might have to wear a small cone afterwards to keep her from pulling out her stitches. The Oona kitty will not be happy.
Her weight is the same, she's still only 4 pounds, guess evil kitty masterminds come in tiny packages. This time at the vet OOna did not like the poor sweet vet tech one bit, she made errr cougar noises everytime the vet tech tried to touch or even llok at her. Scott ennded up becoming the assistant. A funny moment in OOna land was when the vet and vet tech went to pick up the OOna kitty and she turned her head slightly toward them and went erreeeep very softly, both vet and vet tech froze and backed slowly away. We all giggled because she so tiny and that such a silly noise could make two full size humans stop so quickly. Don't mess with the OOna kitty, she was on a table and would go over and lean against Gwen or insist on being held by Gwen. We all kept looking at each other and saying, "But she's only 4 pounds."

In OOna land; Vet = Up to no good!

Obey the OOna kitty!

Friday, October 19, 2007

OOna stripes


OOna stripes
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

The OOna kitty and her favorite ribbon toy, given to her by one of her minion Lynn. The OOna kitty loves to grab it and drag it across the room (it's more shreds than a ribbon now).
The OOna kitty is please.

p.s. OOna mindmelt in process...

Obey the OOna kitty.

Bella Birthdaybash28


Bella Birthdaybash28
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

ok, definitely no more wine for the cameraman...heehee (hic) hee

Bella Birthdaybash27


Bella Birthdaybash27
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

Sorry more bad people shots...honest we usually take much better shots than this... no, really, we do...honest

Bella Birthdaybash26


Bella Birthdaybash26
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

Bella cake!! Yes we are bad parents, we for got to shot the cake before we cut it...too much excitement!

Bella Birthdaybash25


Bella Birthdaybash25
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

the desserts...

Bella Birthdaybash23


Bella Birthdaybash23
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

more food shots...heehee, we've got to get better with shooting those humans...

Bella Birthdaybash22


Bella Birthdaybash22
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

Valerie got some more shots of the food Gwen perpared before everyone dug in, yummy

Bella Birthdaybash21


Bella Birthdaybash21
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

ok, ok, i know you've been wondering if there were actual people here and YES there was, but as you can see we are so use to just shooting princess Bella that we kind of forget to shoot the wonderful humans (OPPS!!).
Beside we were all having such a wonderful time we kind of forgot to grab the camera, this was a late run by shot or maybe (hic) to (hic) much (hic) wine...giggle

Bella Birthdaybash20


Bella Birthdaybash20
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

Bella and her pink Doggie Luffa from Leslie. As you can see a big hit.

Bella Birthdaybash19


Bella Birthdaybash19
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

Gwen and Bella, cuties...

Bella Birthdaybash18


Bella Birthdaybash18
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

Yes, that's right more birthday photoes, heehee, the Bella girl with another present. hmmmm...if she wasn't spoiled before, she might be now, silly weime.

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Bella birthdaybash16


Bella birthdaybash16
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

Silly Scott building the fire at the beginning of the party.

Bella birthdaybash15


Bella birthdaybash15
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

Bill, Mary and Bella opening more presents. Mary gave her a whole bag of all natural chicken strips, yummmmm.

Bella was beside herself.

Bella birthdaybash14


Bella birthdaybash14
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

Mary and Bella opening another present.

Bella birthdaybash13


Bella birthdaybash13
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

Bella opening presents, silly weime.

Bella birthdaybash12


Bella birthdaybash12
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

The two beauties posing (Bella being a good girl and waiting for the picture to be shot).

Bella birthdaybash11


Bella birthdaybash11
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

Two cutes together of the birthday party night, Gwen giving Bella one of her forzen treat from a pack from her other favorite people Michele and Bill. They brought her a whole pack of all natural frozen Lick-a-lots and as you can tell the queen was pleased.

OOna Master


OOna Master
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

Ona kitty (Evil Mastermind) gives pointers on creating your own evil genius laugh.

Now when you feel the need to TAKE OVER THE FREAKING WORLD...oh, sorry getting ahead of myself there…as i was saying, when you feel the world needs your undeniable skills as their future conquerer it is important to fully develop your true evil genius laugh. Many evil wantabes will be quick to tell you that an good evil genius laugh is a complete waste of time. HA the fools know so little my minions, that is why i am your true evil mastermind.

“What does an evil genius laugh provide?” your simple, little human mind ask. Well, i will tell you, my lower beings, as i do not want my minions embarrassing me in front of my nemesis. Perfecting a deep throaty evil laugh is an essential part of the repertoire a complete nefarious soul. Your evil laugh tells the world to quivering at your feet and that you are in control, you and you alone are their true master, and all hope for truth, justice and a savor will come to nell, nought, nadda. Yes, a truly effective evil genius laugh is a must, my lesser than less little rub.

Remember that lung power is essential in developing your evil genius laugh. Be sure to use your whole chest as a resonating chamber, not just the upper part of your lungs, you simple minded idgit. Timbre and tone are important here, you want a deep, wholesome chortle, punctuated by carefully timed breaks between the bursts of guffaw. Nothing says you have total control like a profound guffaw filled with derision and scorn at the feebleness of your soon-to-be-crushed opponents. Remember…Practice, Practice, Practice, lung power is essential, funny looking monkey beings. Also keep in mind that screaming at your minions for hours on end will also strengthen your vocal chords enabling you to fully lengthen your evil genius laugh (oh, opps, silly me, did i say that out load) It is essential that you develop a good evil genius laugh that can go on for what will seem like an eternity.
Listen…
WWWWWWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAA!!

Now, i could go on longer but i do not wish to strike to much terror and fear into your feeble hearts today. Til next time my lowly minions….

Obey the OOna kitty!

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Bella birthdaybash10


Bella birthdaybash10
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

A close-up of the birthday girl in her place of honor ready for her party to begin.


i'll try to load some more party images a little later.
thanks for looking. :)

Bella birthdaybash9


Bella birthdaybash9
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

The fire is roaring and the guest are just about to arrive.

Bella Birthdaybash7


Bella Birthdaybash7
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

Gwen's incredible cooking (with a little help from her assistant Scott):

Parmesan and black pepper biscotti
Crab salsa with corn tortilla chips
Chipotle dip
Savory feta and sundried tomato tartlets

Chili Rubbed Salmon
Barbequed Texas Style Briskett with Barbeque Sauce
Mojo Pork Tenderloin with Mojo Sauce

Cobblestone jalapeno cheese bread
White flour tortillas and Multigrain Flour tortillas

Dessert:
Gâteau au chocolat fondant de Nathalie
Keyline Squares
And Cake with Bella's image on it


The wine - CASILLERO DEL DIABLO, 90% Cabernet Sauvignon, 10% Carménère

oh well we had banana peanut biscotti in bags for everyone to take home for their pups.

Bella Birthdaybash6


Bella Birthdaybash6
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

The fire pit we dug just for the party (we'll be using it many more times after this since it turned out so awesome).
It took us roughly (on & off) about two weeks to dig, 44" wide, 30" deep with 20" of gravel (the area dug around is about a foot wide, Scott plans to add stone here just ran out of time for before the party).

It really turned out great.

Bella Birthdaybash5


Bella Birthdaybash5
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

Just a close-up of the candle votive we made (Scott took wine bottles, cut the bottoms off and turned them upside down with a candle in them).
They really were lovely when it got dark.

Bella Birthdaybash3


Bella Birthdaybash3
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

Before the candles were lit up, just the walkway into the party.

Bella Birthdaybash2


Bella Birthdaybash2
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

All ready and waiting for her guest while we were still doing the finishing touches. Yes, she sat there all night and received her wonderful guest like a true queen. Silly weime...

Bella Birthdaybash1


Bella Birthdaybash1
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

Sorry for the delay in getting these out, we are still catching up.

This is getting everything ready for Bella big birthday bash, if you look closely you can see the guest of honor already ready and waiting for her guest.
She absolutely loves sitting in her car so we figured it would be perfect to just pull the car down and let her sit in it all night and that's just what she did and loved every minute of it.

OOna ninjakitty


OOna ninjakitty
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

The OOna kitty showing off her secret evil ninja skills. We've have discovered that though the OOna kitty has great natural physical prowess and ability, she did once also study with Henri Ducard (he also trained that lesser skill dude - Batman).

As you can see (with great peril to the cameraman, i might add) the OOna kitty demotrates her swift ninja kill move on the innocent little Lamodoole...oh the horror of it all, look away, if you must but know there is no escaping the great OOna kitty...


Obey the OOna kitty!

Monday, October 15, 2007

Mask of OOna


Mask of OOna
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

OOOooooooooAAAaaaaooHHHhOOOOo
just a little mojo magic from OOna master mindmelter...heehee

Obey the OOna kitty!

Bella Happy13th 3


Bella Happy13th 3
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

Let the destruction begin!

Happy 13th Birthday Bella!

Bella Happy13th 2


Bella Happy13th 2
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

More pics of Bella with her birthday booty, silly weime!

Happy 13th Birthday Bella!

Bella Happy13th


Bella Happy13th
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

Bella's Birthday party was a huge success!! She had a blast, we all had a blast!
I'll try to lot the images from the party over the next few days. Bella was so excited to see so many of the people she loves come by and celebrate her becoming a teenager (heehee, well, she still acts like one).
This is the grand queen with some of her booty, we really never expected anyone to bring gifts we were just excited that so many wanted to celebrate with us. Of course, little Miss. Princess here didn't complain at all, she made out like a bandit!
Pictured here: the seaturtle, soft pumpkin(in distance), feet of the funniest rubber chicken (from Valerie & Sheryl), happy birthday bone (from Leslie) & if you look really, really closely a few crumbs of the incredible chicken jerky (from Kia's mom Mindy). Oh and gifts not pictured: Lickalots (from Michele & Bill, thank you, thank you) and treats (from Randy & Patrick and also from Dawn) and the wonderful chicken treats (from Mary, thank you). Hope I didn't miss anyone.


Thank You! Thank You! Thank You!

Happy 13th Birthday Bella!

Thursday, October 11, 2007

Obey The OOna Kitty


Obey The OOna Kitty
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

Yes, the OOna kitty made us do it. Now you too can be one of her minion.
Just go to :

Studio583art shop

You can have your very own 'Obey The OOna Kitty' on a shirt, bag, poster or even a mug. Sorry, we just had to do it, made us giggle.
We are donating 5% of anything with the 'Obey The OOna Kitty' design on it to the Morris Animal Foundation. To find out more about them just go to
www.morrisanimalfoundation.org/.

thanks and remember:
Obey The OOna Kitty!

Bella sea of pink


Bella sea of pink
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

the Bella eye is watching, can you see it...

OOna noir


OOna noir
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

So as we dive ever deeper into the dark and mysterious OOna evil mastermind's murky past we have found clues that at one point she was in league with the somewhat famous Dastardly Dan but had decide to strike out on her own because of his many unforgivable mishaps. We have also uncovered evidence (with great personal risk, i might add) that she may have had a paw in the disastrous "Kill the Rabbit" campaign of the 1950's with the bumbling Mr. Fudd. Although it is also rumored that she saved face somewhat by exposing this horrid event by being a paid advisor on the now famous "What's Opera, Doc?" (of course, making Fudd the complete baddy-bad and leaving out her own evil actions in the whole affair & Bugs mysteriously going along with this willingly....hmmmmmmmm, veeeeerrrry interesting)

Time will only tell what other evilness we may uncover by trying to understand what makes this great evil mastermind genius tick. We understand the great risk that we three face by horboring such an evil masterind and that with her OOna mindmelt we too could become a minion in her quest to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...ahhhh oh sorry, slipped there....oh no she getting to me...save yourself...run, hide before it's to late...we...will...try...to...contain...her.......help...

Obey the OOna kitty!

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Bella sunbright


Bella sunbright
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

Taking a rest in the bright sunlight of a great day...

The countdown is up & running and we're all running around like chicken little and friends. Looks like we'll be right up against the wire getting everything ready for her big day but i think (hope may be more like it...ARE WE FREAKING CRAZY) we'll be ready in time. The backyard still isn't completely done and we start prep work on the food tonight. As you can tell, cool as a cucumber Bella is relax and kicked back thinking (like always) that her silly humans have gone off the deep end.

A SUPER BIG, BIG THANK YOU to Kia, Lylah & Mindy for the wonderful for the wonderful homemade all natural treats for Bella's birthday.
Thank you so much, she loves them!

Kitty Warcry


Kitty Warcry
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

I am kitty, hear me roar
In numbers too big to ignore
And I know too much to go back an' pretend
'cause I've heard it all before
And I've been down there on the floor
No one's ever gonna keep me down again

Oh yes I am wise
But it's wisdom born of pain
Yes, I've paid the price
But look how much I gained
If I have to, I can do anything
I am strong (strong)
I am invincible (invincible)
I am kitty...

heehee...OOna kitty warcry

Obey the OOna kitty!

Monday, October 08, 2007

Bella cream


Bella cream
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

Bella and her after bath cream on her bedroom bed. Yes, she has her own bed for the times when she doesn't to sleep with us (it's the same heigth as our bed). The grey covered part is a folded over twin futon and the pick part is an 'Urban Sprawl' dog bed (one of the best out there, if you've not heard of it) and another dog bed inbetween covered with a quilt. Our friend Randy (who he and his partener Patrick just resued a bull-terrrier, YAY!! they'll be great parents!) doesn't call Bella spoiled, he calls her fortunate.

I smile, because really, we are the fortunate ones, not her. Thank you my love.

OOna we're screwed


OOna we're screwed
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

ok, i know people laugh and wink behind our backs about the whole OOna Mindmelt thing and that she 'reeeaaally' isn't trying to take over the world, but hey don't listen to me, nnnooooo, just sing your merry little songs and wink & nudge each other making fun of the silly artists.
You just wait....uhhmmmmm....see here ...MORE PROOF!! HA!HA!

So you see, we were getting ready to head out the door just the other day and Gwen grabbed the door knob which came off in her hand. Hmmmmm...yes we thought this was strange, but hey we live in an old (20's) house and something like this isn't all together unusual. Scott grabbed his tools to fix it, but there were no screws, hmmmm...even stranger. So while Scott was looking for screws, Gwen decided to go out another door to check the mail...the same thing happen(the door knob came off)....stranger still...we go check the last outside door and yes you guess it THE FREAKING DOOR KNOB FALLS OFF THIS DOOR TOO!!!!!!!!!!

So after we both stop screaming (October-Halloween-Evil Mastermind OOna Kitty In The House, you would scream too), Bella slaps us and does her weime point thing at OOna (Evil Mastermind).
THIS IS WHAT WE SAW!! This is also when we realized there was evil laughing in the air (hey, when you live with evil laughing everyday, you tend to not notice it). Luckily Scott had the camera in his hand and was able to click this photo (look closely, you can see the screws, how she got them out remains a mystery).
doodaadoodoo-doodaadoodoo-doodaadoodoo

Obey the OOna Kitty!!

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