Bella sweetiepie

Bella sweetiepie
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

Happy joy!!
Her ears are back to normal and feeling great. Little Miss Purplenose is back to acting like her silly, goofy self again!!

OOna evileye

OOna evileye
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

Mastering the Evil Eye…

Yes, my minions, the true ‘Evil Eye’ is not something to be taken so lightly, it is (if done correctly) in fact a highly effective weapon in any evil genius mastermind’s arsenal. Yes, yes i kid you not, the ‘Evil Eye’ when preformed by an incredible evil master mindmelter such as i can place horrid fear in any who i wish to crush. It is not something, i’m afraid that you can quickly learn, you must have the amazing evil genius skill such as i to do so and since there is only one OOna kitty evil mastermind…WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! SILLY LITTLE, SIMPLE HUMANS BENDING TO MY WILL EVEN NOW…WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! oh was that out loud, silly me…
Anyway, what was i saying…oh yes, well now then everyone let’s try your ‘Evil Eye’...no, no, no not your ‘I’m trying to Poop Eye’ silly humans…again, ok that’s closer now you just look like you are peeing in your pants. Arrrgg, again the ‘Evil Eye’ looks like this…yeeessss, yes i think you have it, why yes there it is…WAHAHAHAHAHA!! As you have clearly figured out, my simple humans, a true ‘Evil Eye’ can only be preformed by an evil genius such as i or your brain will frizz and cause you to want to do hoola-hoop dancing for three days straight…opps! sorry forgot to mention that before…WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
enjoy your hoola-hoop dancing while i TAKE OVER THE FREAKING WORLD!! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH…ack…cough…ack too much wahahaing…

Obey the OOna kitty!

Bella hepburn

Bella hepburn
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

Even when she's pityful she's a cutie. the swelling in her ears is almost completely gone. YAY!!!! This is such a good thing, we were reading and sometimes when this happens the swelling doesn't go down and your little one has to have surgery to let blood out of the ear flaps and it's not a nice surgery (not that any are). So we are really, really thankful our sweet girl's ears got better.
She's definitely playing up her "aren't I pityful angle" for anything and everything she can get. We now live in a 'No Flag Zone'.

Attack of the chocolatechipfeet

Attack of the chocolatechipfeet
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

hmmm, is the OOna kitty giving me the finger...

the OOna kitty practising her karate moves...ahhyahhh

Obey the OOna kitty!

OOna chocolatechipfeet

OOna chocolatechipfeet
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

chocolate chipfeet play...ninja mode, heehee


Obey the OOna kitty!

Bella ears1

Bella ears1
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

So how was your holiday weekend? Our was ok except for some little weime (who will not be named) came up with a completely new ailment after 13 years. People think we are kidding when we say Bella file at the vets takes up a file cabinet by it's self. You name it, the poor girl has had it.
This weekend it was a hematoma in her ear flaps, poor thing. We took Bella for a walk in a wooded park back around Thursday, just to stretch her legs and something got the best of her. We don't know what it was but her allergies just set off and she flapped out all night. It was so bad her ears were swollen. It was a hematoma in her ear flaps. And like i said, at 13, the girl is still finding new challenges for us. We am shocked it hasn't happened before but now she has drops and we have been putting ice packs on her ears and the vet said she should be all better in 4-5 days. Who knew that violent flapping could cause bleeding inside. We had always been so careful not to let her stick her head out the window of a moving car because their ears are so delicate and then this happens with just flapping.
Anyway, she's going to be ok, in fact the swelling in her ear has mostly gone down (the hard part is keep her from flapping out when she wanted to). So just another tip from your friendly Bella (who likes to experience everything herself first - parents of flap-ear pups just keep a close eye on the ear flapping and watch their allergies.

Just a friendly heads up from Doc Bella.

OOna schiele

OOna schiele
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

It’s a gift and a curse…

So you think it’s easy being cursed with such genius and brilliance, going through everyday with such beauty and grace that is i. Knowing all to well that it is only a matter of time until the world bends to my excellence…my brilliance. Yes, i am but a humble mastermind of intelligence and wonder. I can’t help but to strike beautiful, graceful poses as i contemplate my timely ascension as your true master. WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Yes, you know that i speak the truth, know all to well how far superior i am, my simple, cute little silly humans. Why even now as i lie here and mesmerize you with my loveliness my operation “Sticky Gum Air Balloon” is now starting. WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! YES, YES, I WILL RULE OVER YOU ALL, MY SILLY HUMANS!!! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! FOR I AM THE OONA KITTY EVIL MASTERMIND!!!! WWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

uh, sorry, the OOna kitty evil mastermind is back….

Obey the OOna kitty!

Bella joyofbugging

Bella joyofbugging
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

nothing like being ahappy pup and the joy of bugging...silly little chipmunk...

OOna babyblues

OOna babyblues
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

The OOna kitty's evil mind warp stare, yes she is fuzzing your brain right now..eeewhaaeeeoooh...you are under her spell...eeewhaaeeeewoohhh...you will obey her every command...she's working on some while she recovers from her destitching.
no vet techs were harmed in the destitch process, although there were a few that were seen running and screaming in terror after only a few minutes alone with the OOna hell kitty. As you can see, she commanded us to carry her home some serious loving, treats & world domination planning.
uh, we think our poor sweet vet will be picking up poop under the future OOna kitty rule...the OOna kitty does not forget...
(oh and sorry for the blur...the oona kitty was not pleased as you can see)

Obey the official desexed OOna kitty!

Bella concentrate

Bella concentrate
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

Bella concentration, there is nothing like it...

OOna getting prepared

OOna getting prepared
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

The OOna evil mastermind is resting now getting ready for another titan battle with the vet (wha, did you hear that, yes there it was again...i do believe i heard the vet whimper...maybe even cry...). yes OOna kitty the HELL CAT will be back tomorrow because she goes in to have her stitches removed....hawk gloves anyone??

Obey the OOna kitty! uh, sorry i mean hell kitty that is...

What Remains

What Remains
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

Gwen's newest work in a new show at Aliya Gallery:

Aliya Gallery Link

What Remains, 36" x 36", oil on canvas
The work isn't on the site yet though, sorry.

Unintended Consequences

Unintended Consequences
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

Gwen's newest work in a new show at Aliya Gallery:

Aliya Gallery Link

Unintended Consequences, 30" x 30", oil on canvas
The work isn't on the site yet though, sorry.

Playing Opposum

Playing Opposum
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

Gwen's newest work in a new show at Aliya Gallery:

Aliya Gallery Link

Playing Opposum, 40" x 36", oil on canvas
The work isn't on the site yet though, sorry.

F Stop

F Stop
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

Gwen's newest work in a new show at Aliya Gallery:

Aliya Gallery Link

F-Stop, 48" x 24", oil on canvas
The work isn't on the site yet though, sorry.

Bittersweet

Bittersweet
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

Gwen's newest work in a new show at Aliya Gallery:

Aliya Gallery Link

Bittersweet, 40" x 30" oil on canvas
The work isn't on the site yet though, sorry.

Bella the placestealer

Bella the placestealer
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

Bella loves sleeping on her own bed at night but she loves stealing Gwens spot in the morning if Gwen gets up first.
She really loves her Scott.

OOna lovebug

OOna lovebug
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

OOna Poona, you’re the one,
you make everything so much fun,
OOna Poona, I’m awfully fond of you;

Woo woo be doo

OOna Poona, joy of joys,
you’re the master of mind control,
OOna Poona, you’re the evilest mastermind, it’s true!

Doo doo doo doo, doo doo

Every day when I
Look into your eyes
you melt my brain and
I have no cares.

OOn-a-poon-a-oonay!

OOna Poona, you’re so fine,
you really just blow my mind,
OOna Poona, I’m awfully fond of you!

The OOna evil mastermind really loves to cuddle. Sung to the tune of “Rubber Duckie” (From Sesame Street)

Obey the OOna kitty!

Bella irresistible

Bella irresistible
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

the girl knows how to get what she wants, could you say no to that face...

OOna aello

OOna aello
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

Many have been lead to believe that my new battle wounds are the result of a resent unfortunate desexing of my loyings. Nothing can be further from the truth, my silly humans like to make up rather ridiculous stories to try and shield the innocent from the true horror of my tales. But i won't stand for it, my silly humans have been punished and the truth will now be known even if it strikes fear in all who hear it! WAHAHAHAHA...oh, ouw, sorry must cruve evil laugh for now.
As you can see here, my fine minions, my wounds are not from some silly surgery (thought there is a vet out there and she knows who she is that i would like to have a few words with, but that's no concern of yours), but rather these are wounds from my unsuccessful attempt to hide your silly moon so that all you foolish humans would think that the tides would rush in. WAHAH..oh, wait can't evil laugh right now. Anyway, only i would have known where the moon was and every silly human would have been running around with their tails between their legs, pulling their hair out in panic. I WOULD HAVE CONTROLLED THE WORLD!!!! uh, evil laugh here. But my plan didn't quite work, the gaint waterbubble gun (it was suppost to shoot a gaint food-color blue waterbubble in the sky to cover the moon, yeah, i know, pure genius) that i had constructed in my humans backyard backfired. You see, it's hard to build a 10 story waterbubble gun every night in the total darkness and keep it hidden from the silly humans during the day. You can't beleive how many times they kept asking what the heck was under the big sheet in the backyard. I mean, the nerve, nosey humans. Anyway, with no testing my gaint waterbubble gun, it backfired and well as you can see these are clearly wounds from that, though uh...Miss. Vet Lady, i will fine out where you live...what, oh, just a friendly little greeting to some vet lady, i'm not out for any revenge or anything, honest, it was really the waterbubble thing...honest, you can trust me, remember...

Obey the OOna kitty!

Bella joecool

Bella joecool
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

ok, she makes 'cool' look easy...

4lbs OF HELL CAT!!

4lbs OF HELL CAT!!
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

You know things are not good when you get to the vet office to pick up your 4lb kitty and every single vet tech and the vet are all standing all standing 10 feet distance from the crate that holds your kitty and they all have slightly stunned looks on their faces. You also get a little nervious when you can hear (as soon as you walk into the door, i might add) the worst, most horrid sound you have heard in your life coming from the very same crate. And when walk over to stand with everyone else (at a safe distance) you begin to understand why your sweet, never harmed a fly before now 4 lb. kitty is now called HELL CAT!! by everyone in the vet office and why they all finch when you ask sheepishly, "Was she good?" Funny how much fear one little kitty can put into so many, uh did i mention that SHE ONLY 4 LBS!!!!
Well, when all you see is legs, claws, teeth and claws, oh and claws, did i say claws. The little OOna kitty looked like the Tasmanian Devil and sounded like a demon. The OOna kitty dose not like the vet and does not deal with pain well at all. All the other cats there were shrinking away from this little 4 lb terror, not to mention the humans. They drew straws as to who would put on the Hawk protection gloves and go pull her out so she could go home in a transport crate. Uh, did i mention that she was coming home with us, we were frighten. The OOna kitty was not happy to say the least.
Once the poor vet tech had gotten OOna hell kitty in her transport crate we were told to let her cool down for maybe an hour before trying to take her out so we drove around with her in the back of the subaru for an hour and when we got home and got her into her room (she now is in Bella's old Great Dane crate) she semm much calmer, even letting us touch her without freaking. The OOna hell kitty slept (we would check on her every hour) all night and has slowly gotten sweeter and sweeter, almost back to her normal self. She's got 10 days to heal before going (gulp!) back to get the stitches out. Let's just say the vet isn't looking forward to OOna's next visit...

Obey the OOna Hell kitty!! or else...(gulp, help)

OOna queen

OOna queen
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

An extra shot of how the OOna kitty queen likes to be carried around, well that is before OOna hell kitty met vet...

Obey the OOna kitty!

OOna eye

OOna eye
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

Wasn't able to post yesterday, but this was the shot that the OOna kitty wanted posted. The OOna eye of foreboding, yes traveling in comfort but the OOna kitty evil mastermind knows that sometime not good is coming.
The OOna kitty knows, she always knows.

Obey the OOna Kitty!

Bella slypup

Bella slypup
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

Just a sly look for the purple nose princess.

OOna innocentlost

OOna innocentlost
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

Our sweet little evil mastermind is no longer an innocent little girl anymore. We think she went into heat yesterday. The vet had told us that we probably had another couple of weeks before this would happen and that poor little OOna kitty would not have to be fixed until the end of Nov. Well, a big opps! from the vet on that one, little miss. horny girl has tail in air ready and waiting. Good thing the sexpot, future world dominator is an indoor only girl. We are lucky so far, no screaming just the weird tail/butt in the air thing. The little evil mindbender goes in tomorrow to get the sip-sip so no food tonight...the OOna kitty will not be happy. We'll let you know how everything goes with her sip-sip, we've been told that it's a little more dangerous when they've already gone into heat so the OOna kitty's folks are completely happy with the vet right now. The little evil mastermind should be fine, her vet is one of the best in our area (even though she (vet) screwed up OOna's going in heat timetable) We feel really bad that we didn't catch it before she started, poor OOna kittys.

Sorry, the OOna kitty evil mastermind hasn't developed any new world domination plans...she kind of (sex) has (sex) only (sex) one (sex) thing (sex) on (sex) her (sex) mind (sex) right (sex) now.

Remember Obey the OOna kitty! (she'll be back in full world domination form again soon)

OOna deepthoughts

OOna deepthoughts
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

The OOna kitty evil mastermind practising mind control to move her toy...no really, it moved without her touching it...really, honest it did...errr, ok maybe i'm a little OOna brainwashed...

Obey the OOna kitty!

Creature Comfort

Creature Comfort
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

all suggled in her bed, the little perfect girl sleeping in her bed...

Bella roadwarrior

Bella roadwarrior
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

Oh, give me a home where my Subaru can roam,
Where the air is pure and the breeze is free,
Where a life streams by with a flow,
And the land stretches out as far as i can see...heehee

OOna ooohhhhhh

OOna ooohhhhhh
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

oooooooohhooooooonnaooohhhhhh…you are getting drowsy, you will succumb to my will, you shall worship me and feed me many little fishes…oooooooohhooooooonnaooohhhhhh…you will obey all my brilliantly sinister plans, you will let me take over the world…oooooooohhooooooonnaooohhhhhh…whew, this brainwashing thing is hard work…oooooooohhooooooonnaooohhhhhh…you only dream of OOna kitty devotion…

Obey the OOna kitty!

Horny Bella

Horny Bella
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

The devilish little Bella wanted to wish everyone her best one the best holiday of the year!!
Be safe, take care, eat lots of candy and be HORNY!!! heehee

Happy Halloween!! from Bella, her folks & OOna Witchypoo too!!

OOna Witchypoo

OOna Witchypoo
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

WWEEEEEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Why hello my little pretties and how are my little taste ones on this All Hallows’ Day. I have so many wonderful treats for my darling sweet minions. Yes, you can trust your little OOna Witchypoo, I have all kinds of delicious treats to give just go over and sit in my big black, warm cauldron while I go and get them for you.
WWEEEEEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Obey the OOna Witchypoo!

Bella travel

Bella travel
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

This past weekend we were on the road, went to the funeral for Gwen's Uncle Ralph. We are very sad that Uncle Ralph is no longer with us. Ralph always loved Bella so of course she had to be there. She saw it as her job to make the whole family smile, she even road in the procession and was there with everyone through the whole thing.
We will miss Uncle Ralph but we know he's in a happier place.

love Bella, her folks & OOna too.

OOna Piggywars5

OOna Piggywars5
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

The Great Piggy Wars!
(triumph photo series!)

It is a scary story that most silly humans speak only of in hush tones for the very thought of it embeds fear into your bones, terrifying even the biggest and most brave. Yes, I dare speak of the horrid tale of The Great Piggy Wars!!! AAAAAAAAAWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWAAWAAAAAA!!!...Oh, uh, i’m calm now, yes it’s that scary.
Now be sure to turn on all the lights as i tell this tale of whoa or you will pee in your pants every time you hear a noise, i know i wi…wha!...what was that..see i told you…Anyway, where was i, oh yeah…so much of what is known about ‘The Great Piggy Wars!’ has been passed through a whisper while running past the other human in fear. That is why so little is known about the dark true evil that happen during this wicked period in our short time here on earth. Yes, dark, dark times were these for overrun were we with the feared vamppy piggy Wiggy AAAAAAAAAWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWAAWAAAAAA!!!...oh, sorry…just mentioning his name made me pee in my pants again…opps…yes the noise you hear is your own teeth chattering for even you know deep down how horrible Wiggy the vamppy piggy was. Oh, dark, dark days indeed…You see, Wiggy’s reign of terror was so evil and horrible that even the sun would not shine for fear of Wiggy’s wrath so, well, it was rather uhmmm…dark which is partly why they said they were dark, uh dark days. Well, he was scary too (roarrrr…see, you peed in your pants…scary). Anyway, it was dark days, silly humans were running around screaming and bumping into one another. There was mass hysteria, no one knew when or who Wiggy the vamppy piggy would strike next. Now it often been said that Wiggy the vamppy piggy finally succumb to his own evil, destroying himself in some inner battle for more and more power. HA! The silly stories humans tell themselves just so they don’t have to face their truest, deepest fears. No it was not Wiggy the vamppy piggy dieing on his own fang (as is so often whispered in children’s stories to scary the freaking crap out of them), no, no for the truth is far more horrible to take i suppose. It was really the OOna kitty that finally did in Wiggy the vamppy piggy in what was one of the most horrid battle of earth. A battle that reshaped lands, created deeper oceans and even stretched new skies. You know the Grand Canyon, HA! before the OOna kitty and Wiggy the vamppy piggy battle, it was known as the Peewee Canyon. You know the foot on the end of Italy, well before the battle it was feet, two legs and a hip. Yes, the noise alone pushed Saturn on the other side of Mars and crushed it’s 200 moons into what we now think are rings. Yes the battle was the horrible and most silly humans buried their heads in the sand and this is why so few know that it was OOna kitty that really brought down Wiggy the vamppy piggy.
Now don’t go and starting thinking ole OOna kitty is your hero or something cause, well the OOna kitty didn’t battle Wiggy the vamppy piggy to save the silly humans. HA! she only took Wiggy the vamppy piggy down cause it’s kind of hard to have followers when your human minions are running around screaming and all freaked out and what not. When the silly humans kind of don’t follow your orders it really pisses an OOna kitty off. She first tried to work out a deal with Wiggy the vamppy piggy, offering him the artist and movie stars, but nnnooooooo, that wasn’t good enough for Wiggy he said that artist taste funny or something. Well, the OOna kitty had had enough, there is only so much an evil mastermind can put up with, she had to have her minion think straight. So the battle was fought and as you can see (uhmmm, you have to take your hands off your eyes…err, ok, at least look between your fingers) in these never before seen photos that it was touch and go for the OOna kitty. With great danger to life and limb (i might add that i ran in fear many times for the battle was so great), you can tell just how skilled the OOna kitty is and why she is a true master of evil. Wiggy the vamppy piggy fought sloppy and all over the place where as the OOna kitty watched and waited to learn just how to defeat the terrifying Wiggy the vamppy piggy.
And yes, though now we will soon be under the control of OOna kitty’s evil mindmelt at least now the sun shines again and we are free to ponder, “How beautiful you are oh master OOna kitty.”, and “How best can I serve you today oh wonderful, evil OOna kitty.” Yes, freedom is ours, freedom to grovel at the OOna kitty’s chocolate-chip paws…

Obey the OOna kitty!

OOna Piggywars4

OOna Piggywars4
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

The Great Piggy Wars!
(triumph photo series!)

It is a scary story that most silly humans speak only of in hush tones for the very thought of it embeds fear into your bones, terrifying even the biggest and most brave. Yes, I dare speak of the horrid tale of The Great Piggy Wars!!! AAAAAAAAAWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWAAWAAAAAA!!!...Oh, uh, i’m calm now, yes it’s that scary.
Now be sure to turn on all the lights as i tell this tale of whoa or you will pee in your pants every time you hear a noise, i know i wi…wha!...what was that..see i told you…Anyway, where was i, oh yeah…so much of what is known about ‘The Great Piggy Wars!’ has been passed through a whisper while running past the other human in fear. That is why so little is known about the dark true evil that happen during this wicked period in our short time here on earth. Yes, dark, dark times were these for overrun were we with the feared vamppy piggy Wiggy AAAAAAAAAWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWAAWAAAAAA!!!...oh, sorry…just mentioning his name made me pee in my pants again…opps…yes the noise you hear is your own teeth chattering for even you know deep down how horrible Wiggy the vamppy piggy was. Oh, dark, dark days indeed…You see, Wiggy’s reign of terror was so evil and horrible that even the sun would not shine for fear of Wiggy’s wrath so, well, it was rather uhmmm…dark which is partly why they said they were dark, uh dark days. Well, he was scary too (roarrrr…see, you peed in your pants…scary). Anyway, it was dark days, silly humans were running around screaming and bumping into one another. There was mass hysteria, no one knew when or who Wiggy the vamppy piggy would strike next. Now it often been said that Wiggy the vamppy piggy finally succumb to his own evil, destroying himself in some inner battle for more and more power. HA! The silly stories humans tell themselves just so they don’t have to face their truest, deepest fears. No it was not Wiggy the vamppy piggy dieing on his own fang (as is so often whispered in children’s stories to scary the freaking crap out of them), no, no for the truth is far more horrible to take i suppose. It was really the OOna kitty that finally did in Wiggy the vamppy piggy in what was one of the most horrid battle of earth. A battle that reshaped lands, created deeper oceans and even stretched new skies. You know the Grand Canyon, HA! before the OOna kitty and Wiggy the vamppy piggy battle, it was known as the Peewee Canyon. You know the foot on the end of Italy, well before the battle it was feet, two legs and a hip. Yes, the noise alone pushed Saturn on the other side of Mars and crushed it’s 200 moons into what we now think are rings. Yes the battle was the horrible and most silly humans buried their heads in the sand and this is why so few know that it was OOna kitty that really brought down Wiggy the vamppy piggy.
Now don’t go and starting thinking ole OOna kitty is your hero or something cause, well the OOna kitty didn’t battle Wiggy the vamppy piggy to save the silly humans. HA! she only took Wiggy the vamppy piggy down cause it’s kind of hard to have followers when your human minions are running around screaming and all freaked out and what not. When the silly humans kind of don’t follow your orders it really pisses an OOna kitty off. She first tried to work out a deal with Wiggy the vamppy piggy, offering him the artist and movie stars, but nnnooooooo, that wasn’t good enough for Wiggy he said that artist taste funny or something. Well, the OOna kitty had had enough, there is only so much an evil mastermind can put up with, she had to have her minion think straight. So the battle was fought and as you can see (uhmmm, you have to take your hands off your eyes…err, ok, at least look between your fingers) in these never before seen photos that it was touch and go for the OOna kitty. With great danger to life and limb (i might add that i ran in fear many times for the battle was so great), you can tell just how skilled the OOna kitty is and why she is a true master of evil. Wiggy the vamppy piggy fought sloppy and all over the place where as the OOna kitty watched and waited to learn just how to defeat the terrifying Wiggy the vamppy piggy.
And yes, though now we will soon be under the control of OOna kitty’s evil mindmelt at least now the sun shines again and we are free to ponder, “How beautiful you are oh master OOna kitty.”, and “How best can I serve you today oh wonderful, evil OOna kitty.” Yes, freedom is ours, freedom to grovel at the OOna kitty’s chocolate-chip paws…

Obey the OOna kitty!

OOna Piggywars3

OOna Piggywars3
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

The Great Piggy Wars!
(triumph photo series!)

It is a scary story that most silly humans speak only of in hush tones for the very thought of it embeds fear into your bones, terrifying even the biggest and most brave. Yes, I dare speak of the horrid tale of The Great Piggy Wars!!! AAAAAAAAAWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWAAWAAAAAA!!!...Oh, uh, i’m calm now, yes it’s that scary.
Now be sure to turn on all the lights as i tell this tale of whoa or you will pee in your pants every time you hear a noise, i know i wi…wha!...what was that..see i told you…Anyway, where was i, oh yeah…so much of what is known about ‘The Great Piggy Wars!’ has been passed through a whisper while running past the other human in fear. That is why so little is known about the dark true evil that happen during this wicked period in our short time here on earth. Yes, dark, dark times were these for overrun were we with the feared vamppy piggy Wiggy AAAAAAAAAWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWAAWAAAAAA!!!...oh, sorry…just mentioning his name made me pee in my pants again…opps…yes the noise you hear is your own teeth chattering for even you know deep down how horrible Wiggy the vamppy piggy was. Oh, dark, dark days indeed…You see, Wiggy’s reign of terror was so evil and horrible that even the sun would not shine for fear of Wiggy’s wrath so, well, it was rather uhmmm…dark which is partly why they said they were dark, uh dark days. Well, he was scary too (roarrrr…see, you peed in your pants…scary). Anyway, it was dark days, silly humans were running around screaming and bumping into one another. There was mass hysteria, no one knew when or who Wiggy the vamppy piggy would strike next. Now it often been said that Wiggy the vamppy piggy finally succumb to his own evil, destroying himself in some inner battle for more and more power. HA! The silly stories humans tell themselves just so they don’t have to face their truest, deepest fears. No it was not Wiggy the vamppy piggy dieing on his own fang (as is so often whispered in children’s stories to scary the freaking crap out of them), no, no for the truth is far more horrible to take i suppose. It was really the OOna kitty that finally did in Wiggy the vamppy piggy in what was one of the most horrid battle of earth. A battle that reshaped lands, created deeper oceans and even stretched new skies. You know the Grand Canyon, HA! before the OOna kitty and Wiggy the vamppy piggy battle, it was known as the Peewee Canyon. You know the foot on the end of Italy, well before the battle it was feet, two legs and a hip. Yes, the noise alone pushed Saturn on the other side of Mars and crushed it’s 200 moons into what we now think are rings. Yes the battle was the horrible and most silly humans buried their heads in the sand and this is why so few know that it was OOna kitty that really brought down Wiggy the vamppy piggy.
Now don’t go and starting thinking ole OOna kitty is your hero or something cause, well the OOna kitty didn’t battle Wiggy the vamppy piggy to save the silly humans. HA! she only took Wiggy the vamppy piggy down cause it’s kind of hard to have followers when your human minions are running around screaming and all freaked out and what not. When the silly humans kind of don’t follow your orders it really pisses an OOna kitty off. She first tried to work out a deal with Wiggy the vamppy piggy, offering him the artist and movie stars, but nnnooooooo, that wasn’t good enough for Wiggy he said that artist taste funny or something. Well, the OOna kitty had had enough, there is only so much an evil mastermind can put up with, she had to have her minion think straight. So the battle was fought and as you can see (uhmmm, you have to take your hands off your eyes…err, ok, at least look between your fingers) in these never before seen photos that it was touch and go for the OOna kitty. With great danger to life and limb (i might add that i ran in fear many times for the battle was so great), you can tell just how skilled the OOna kitty is and why she is a true master of evil. Wiggy the vamppy piggy fought sloppy and all over the place where as the OOna kitty watched and waited to learn just how to defeat the terrifying Wiggy the vamppy piggy.
And yes, though now we will soon be under the control of OOna kitty’s evil mindmelt at least now the sun shines again and we are free to ponder, “How beautiful you are oh master OOna kitty.”, and “How best can I serve you today oh wonderful, evil OOna kitty.” Yes, freedom is ours, freedom to grovel at the OOna kitty’s chocolate-chip paws…

Obey the OOna kitty!

OOna Piggywars2

OOna Piggywars2
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

The Great Piggy Wars!
(same story as pervious post)

It is a scary story that most silly humans speak only of in hush tones for the very thought of it embeds fear into your bones, terrifying even the biggest and most brave. Yes, I dare speak of the horrid tale of The Great Piggy Wars!!! AAAAAAAAAWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWAAWAAAAAA!!!...Oh, uh, i’m calm now, yes it’s that scary.
Now be sure to turn on all the lights as i tell this tale of whoa or you will pee in your pants every time you hear a noise, i know i wi…wha!...what was that..see i told you…Anyway, where was i, oh yeah…so much of what is known about ‘The Great Piggy Wars!’ has been passed through a whisper while running past the other human in fear. That is why so little is known about the dark true evil that happen during this wicked period in our short time here on earth. Yes, dark, dark times were these for overrun were we with the feared vamppy piggy Wiggy AAAAAAAAAWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWAAWAAAAAA!!!...oh, sorry…just mentioning his name made me pee in my pants again…opps…yes the noise you hear is your own teeth chattering for even you know deep down how horrible Wiggy the vamppy piggy was. Oh, dark, dark days indeed…You see, Wiggy’s reign of terror was so evil and horrible that even the sun would not shine for fear of Wiggy’s wrath so, well, it was rather uhmmm…dark which is partly why they said they were dark, uh dark days. Well, he was scary too (roarrrr…see, you peed in your pants…scary). Anyway, it was dark days, silly humans were running around screaming and bumping into one another. There was mass hysteria, no one knew when or who Wiggy the vamppy piggy would strike next. Now it often been said that Wiggy the vamppy piggy finally succumb to his own evil, destroying himself in some inner battle for more and more power. HA! The silly stories humans tell themselves just so they don’t have to face their truest, deepest fears. No it was not Wiggy the vamppy piggy dieing on his own fang (as is so often whispered in children’s stories to scary the freaking crap out of them), no, no for the truth is far more horrible to take i suppose. It was really the OOna kitty that finally did in Wiggy the vamppy piggy in what was one of the most horrid battle of earth. A battle that reshaped lands, created deeper oceans and even stretched new skies. You know the Grand Canyon, HA! before the OOna kitty and Wiggy the vamppy piggy battle, it was known as the Peewee Canyon. You know the foot on the end of Italy, well before the battle it was feet, two legs and a hip. Yes, the noise alone pushed Saturn on the other side of Mars and crushed it’s 200 moons into what we now think are rings. Yes the battle was the horrible and most silly humans buried their heads in the sand and this is why so few know that it was OOna kitty that really brought down Wiggy the vamppy piggy.
Now don’t go and starting thinking ole OOna kitty is your hero or something cause, well the OOna kitty didn’t battle Wiggy the vamppy piggy to save the silly humans. HA! she only took Wiggy the vamppy piggy down cause it’s kind of hard to have followers when your human minions are running around screaming and all freaked out and what not. When the silly humans kind of don’t follow your orders it really pisses an OOna kitty off. She first tried to work out a deal with Wiggy the vamppy piggy, offering him the artist and movie stars, but nnnooooooo, that wasn’t good enough for Wiggy he said that artist taste funny or something. Well, the OOna kitty had had enough, there is only so much an evil mastermind can put up with, she had to have her minion think straight. So the battle was fought and as you can see (uhmmm, you have to take your hands off your eyes…err, ok, at least look between your fingers) in these never before seen photos that it was touch and go for the OOna kitty. With great danger to life and limb (i might add that i ran in fear many times for the battle was so great), you can tell just how skilled the OOna kitty is and why she is a true master of evil. Wiggy the vamppy piggy fought sloppy and all over the place where as the OOna kitty watched and waited to learn just how to defeat the terrifying Wiggy the vamppy piggy.
And yes, though now we will soon be under the control of OOna kitty’s evil mindmelt at least now the sun shines again and we are free to ponder, “How beautiful you are oh master OOna kitty.”, and “How best can I serve you today oh wonderful, evil OOna kitty.” Yes, freedom is ours, freedom to grovel at the OOna kitty’s chocolate-chip paws…

Obey the OOna kitty!

OOna Piggywars1

OOna Piggywars1
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

The Great Piggy Wars!

It is a scary story that most silly humans speak only of in hush tones for the very thought of it embeds fear into your bones, terrifying even the biggest and most brave. Yes, I dare speak of the horrid tale of The Great Piggy Wars!!! AAAAAAAAAWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWAAWAAAAAA!!!...Oh, uh, i’m calm now, yes it’s that scary.
Now be sure to turn on all the lights as i tell this tale of whoa or you will pee in your pants every time you hear a noise, i know i wi…wha!...what was that..see i told you…Anyway, where was i, oh yeah…so much of what is known about ‘The Great Piggy Wars!’ has been passed through a whisper while running past the other human in fear. That is why so little is known about the dark true evil that happen during this wicked period in our short time here on earth. Yes, dark, dark times were these for overrun were we with the feared vamppy piggy Wiggy AAAAAAAAAWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWAAWAAAAAA!!!...oh, sorry…just mentioning his name made me pee in my pants again…opps…yes the noise you hear is your own teeth chattering for even you know deep down how horrible Wiggy the vamppy piggy was. Oh, dark, dark days indeed…You see, Wiggy’s reign of terror was so evil and horrible that even the sun would not shine for fear of Wiggy’s wrath so, well, it was rather uhmmm…dark which is partly why they said they were dark, uh dark days. Well, he was scary too (roarrrr…see, you peed in your pants…scary). Anyway, it was dark days, silly humans were running around screaming and bumping into one another. There was mass hysteria, no one knew when or who Wiggy the vamppy piggy would strike next. Now it often been said that Wiggy the vamppy piggy finally succumb to his own evil, destroying himself in some inner battle for more and more power. HA! The silly stories humans tell themselves just so they don’t have to face their truest, deepest fears. No it was not Wiggy the vamppy piggy dieing on his own fang (as is so often whispered in children’s stories to scary the freaking crap out of them), no, no for the truth is far more horrible to take i suppose. It was really the OOna kitty that finally did in Wiggy the vamppy piggy in what was one of the most horrid battle of earth. A battle that reshaped lands, created deeper oceans and even stretched new skies. You know the Grand Canyon, HA! before the OOna kitty and Wiggy the vamppy piggy battle, it was known as the Peewee Canyon. You know the foot on the end of Italy, well before the battle it was feet, two legs and a hip. Yes, the noise alone pushed Saturn on the other side of Mars and crushed it’s 200 moons into what we now think are rings. Yes the battle was the horrible and most silly humans buried their heads in the sand and this is why so few know that it was OOna kitty that really brought down Wiggy the vamppy piggy.
Now don’t go and starting thinking ole OOna kitty is your hero or something cause, well the OOna kitty didn’t battle Wiggy the vamppy piggy to save the silly humans. HA! she only took Wiggy the vamppy piggy down cause it’s kind of hard to have followers when your human minions are running around screaming and all freaked out and what not. When the silly humans kind of don’t follow your orders it really pisses an OOna kitty off. She first tried to work out a deal with Wiggy the vamppy piggy, offering him the artist and movie stars, but nnnooooooo, that wasn’t good enough for Wiggy he said that artist taste funny or something. Well, the OOna kitty had had enough, there is only so much an evil mastermind can put up with, she had to have her minion think straight. So the battle was fought and as you can see (uhmmm, you have to take your hands off your eyes…err, ok, at least look between your fingers) in these never before seen photos that it was touch and go for the OOna kitty. With great danger to life and limb (i might add that i ran in fear many times for the battle was so great), you can tell just how skilled the OOna kitty is and why she is a true master of evil. Wiggy the vamppy piggy fought sloppy and all over the place where as the OOna kitty watched and waited to learn just how to defeat the terrifying Wiggy the vamppy piggy.
And yes, though now we will soon be under the control of OOna kitty’s evil mindmelt at least now the sun shines again and we are free to ponder, “How beautiful you are oh master OOna kitty.”, and “How best can I serve you today oh wonderful, evil OOna kitty.” Yes, freedom is ours, freedom to grovel at the OOna kitty’s chocolate-chip paws…

Obey the OOna kitty!

Bella transy3

Bella transy3
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

Happy face! Bella is happy the tranys bunny is going to her buddy Skyler.

Bella transy2

Bella transy2
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

ok, this shot was just a funny tongue shot with the transy bunny that she hates.

Bella transy1

Bella transy1
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

Bella and her transvestite bunny toy of which she's just not to hip on. It's hilarious and make a horrorible noise which may be why she doesn't like it one bit. She got for her birthday (from Valerie and Cheryl) but would never go near it unless we made her stay, well it is a little scarey (plus, for some reason she's never liked rubber toys).
Anyway it's now going to a new home, her German shepard buddy Skyler, he'll love it.

Thank you Cheryl & Valerie, but Bella has to send the transy bunny on with love to Skyler (he'll chew anything).

OOna meeeOUW

OOna meeeOUW
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

Now to keep the world of OOna kitty (evil mastermind) & Bella a sane and tranqill one the two little sweeties have to have their own area. The OOna kitty gets the office (which pretty much has become her whole room with the office taking second fiddle) and Bella getting the rest of the house (well she is 13 and the queen of the house). OOna, being the evil mastermind that she is loves to be held and carried around the house (thank god she only 4 pounds), she loves her room and pretty much just wants to stay in there but if one of us walks by her room without giving her any attention she will give out this mee-OUW? eer, eep, OUWE? eeer, epp. It's not just a simple meow but all these nioses as if she's asking a question. She definitely has her very own lanuage.

mee-OUW? eer, eep, OUWE? eeer, definitely world domination code.

Obey the OOna kitty.

Bella with love

Bella with love
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

For Kia. Our heart goes out to Kia and parents. We all four wish you well, much love and strength.

love,
Gwen, Scott, Bella & OOna too.

OOna Poona

OOna Poona
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

OOna Poona, Puddin Pie,
Kiss the boys and make the cry,
With one look and you will melt,
Soon her power will be felt.


Obey the OOna kitty!

Bella sunshine

Bella sunshine
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

Little Miss. Purple Nose looking pretty in the morning glow right before the rain moved in. We don't mind cause we really need the rain. She just looked so beautiful here so had to snap the shot.

OOna Upsidasium

OOna Upsidasium
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

WWWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…I NOW HAVE THE PERFECT PLAN…WWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!

First I will invent an anti-gravity liquid so that I can pour it on millions of tiny little pebbles for when the silly humans pick me up to cuddle me I can drop a pebble in their pocket. WWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Yes, yes it’s brilliant, I’m brilliant…because non of them can ever resist not wanting to cuddle-snuggle me and pick me up, I’m just too darn cute. HEEAHAHHEEAHWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHEEAH!!! It will be to easy to drop an anti-gravity pebble in their pocket, the foolish humans will never know!
And with the anti-gravity pebbles in their pockets, the silly humans will fall upside down and they won’t be able to stop without me. WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Yes, I will be their only hope for it will only be me that will be able to save the silly upside down humans! WAHAHAHAHAHA! YES, I WILL CONTROL THE ANTI-GRAVITY PEBBLES!! WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! The silly human will never know that it was I who dropped the anti-gravity pebbles in their pockets in the first place, silly, silly beings! WWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Then I will…uh I…uhmmmm, oh….what…oh, how long have you been there, were you listening…no, well, i wasn’t planning anything evil…honest, i was just playing with my toy-thingy here…no really, honest, no evil schemes here, I’m evil scheme free…no, really you can trust me…really…honest…

Obey the OOna kitty!

Bella & Tess

Bella & Tess
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

Bella received a wonderful surprise birthday card from another grand dame Tess and her wonderful Jill. Tess is a beautiful 17 year old who Bella definitely looks up to.

Two great looking gals in one shot, can't beat it.

Thank you & thank you everyone for all the birthday wishes and gifts!!

OOna sweetdreams

OOna sweetdreams
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

zzzzzzzzzz..wahahah..zzzz..waha..bring me grapes my miniozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..i’m queen of the world, wahahahazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…look into my eyzzzzzzzzzzzzyou can trust meezzzzz...wahahaheehezzzzzzzzzzzz..silly humanzzzzzzzzzz

when OOna kitty masterminds dreams…you know we are all doomed…be afraid, be very afraid…

Obey the OOna kitty!

Bella Battlescars

Bella Battlescars
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

Whoever said that they slow down at 13, never met Bella.

Look closely and you can see the red scatches above her nose and right beside her left eye. Yes, we had a "Tom and Jerry" moment in the house last week and of all days - on Bella's Birthday. You have to understand that most weimes don't like cats and OOna for some weird reason is completely fascinated with Bella. Not the best combo. On normal days we do fine and keep the distance between them, but on Bella's birthday we had a house guest who had come into town for her party and half the house was blocked off.
Well, it kind of went down like this, it was 6 am Bella was getting up and Scott was hepling her (sometimes she needs a little helping hand in the mornings), OOna had decided to climb out of her room (yes, she has her own room where Bella can't go into, Bella gets the whole rest of the house. hey you turn 13 you get the larger space too). Anyway, Bella came around from the bedroom with Scott helping her backlegs a little, OOna had just climbed the barrier to her room, (the door to the front of the house was closed) OOna saw Bella and kind of trotted toward her Bella saw OOna and lounged like a cougar, Scott saw both and moved as fast as he could. When OOna realize Bella's intent she leaped straight up, claws out, Bella snapping the whole way. As OOna came back down Scott stuck his hand (his painting hand i might add so he must love both of the knuckleheads) between Bella face and jaws and OOna body and claws, He got the worst of it, he didn't throw OOna even though she was clawing up his arm but just carried her to the bedroom away from Bella.
OOna was fine, no scratches or anything hurt, just a little scared. Bella got to scratches as you can see, Scott was the worst for wear, took a little to stop the bleeding but he's fine now.

The crazy thing is later that day, OOna tried to get close to Bella again (she determind to be snuggle bunnies with Bella, little knuckle head). That time she simply took off. And people said that once Bella got scratched she would stop going after her or that being 13 she's to slow to catch something so fast. They obviously don't know Bella.

No OOna kitties were harmed in the taking of this picture...

OOna tuckeredout

OOna tuckeredout
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

The OOna kitty all tuckered out after her last round of shots at the dreaded evil vet (jk, we really love our vet, OOna made us say that).
The OOna kitty has a clean bill of health, YAY!!!! and she won't have to go back til (glup!) she gets fixed. We're not looking forward to that, the vet says that she might have to wear a small cone afterwards to keep her from pulling out her stitches. The Oona kitty will not be happy.
Her weight is the same, she's still only 4 pounds, guess evil kitty masterminds come in tiny packages. This time at the vet OOna did not like the poor sweet vet tech one bit, she made errr cougar noises everytime the vet tech tried to touch or even llok at her. Scott ennded up becoming the assistant. A funny moment in OOna land was when the vet and vet tech went to pick up the OOna kitty and she turned her head slightly toward them and went erreeeep very softly, both vet and vet tech froze and backed slowly away. We all giggled because she so tiny and that such a silly noise could make two full size humans stop so quickly. Don't mess with the OOna kitty, she was on a table and would go over and lean against Gwen or insist on being held by Gwen. We all kept looking at each other and saying, "But she's only 4 pounds."

In OOna land; Vet = Up to no good!

Obey the OOna kitty!