Friday, November 16, 2007

Bella concentrate


Bella concentrate
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

Bella concentration, there is nothing like it...

OOna getting prepared


OOna getting prepared
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

The OOna evil mastermind is resting now getting ready for another titan battle with the vet (wha, did you hear that, yes there it was again...i do believe i heard the vet whimper...maybe even cry...). yes OOna kitty the HELL CAT will be back tomorrow because she goes in to have her stitches removed....hawk gloves anyone??

Obey the OOna kitty! uh, sorry i mean hell kitty that is...

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

What Remains


What Remains
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

Gwen's newest work in a new show at Aliya Gallery:

Aliya Gallery Link

What Remains, 36" x 36", oil on canvas
The work isn't on the site yet though, sorry.

Unintended Consequences


Unintended Consequences
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

Gwen's newest work in a new show at Aliya Gallery:

Aliya Gallery Link

Unintended Consequences, 30" x 30", oil on canvas
The work isn't on the site yet though, sorry.

Playing Opposum


Playing Opposum
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

Gwen's newest work in a new show at Aliya Gallery:

Aliya Gallery Link

Playing Opposum, 40" x 36", oil on canvas
The work isn't on the site yet though, sorry.

F Stop


F Stop
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

Gwen's newest work in a new show at Aliya Gallery:

Aliya Gallery Link

F-Stop, 48" x 24", oil on canvas
The work isn't on the site yet though, sorry.

Bittersweet


Bittersweet
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

Gwen's newest work in a new show at Aliya Gallery:

Aliya Gallery Link

Bittersweet, 40" x 30" oil on canvas
The work isn't on the site yet though, sorry.

Bella the placestealer


Bella the placestealer
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

Bella loves sleeping on her own bed at night but she loves stealing Gwens spot in the morning if Gwen gets up first.
She really loves her Scott.

OOna lovebug


OOna lovebug
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

OOna Poona, you’re the one,
you make everything so much fun,
OOna Poona, I’m awfully fond of you;

Woo woo be doo

OOna Poona, joy of joys,
you’re the master of mind control,
OOna Poona, you’re the evilest mastermind, it’s true!

Doo doo doo doo, doo doo

Every day when I
Look into your eyes
you melt my brain and
I have no cares.

OOn-a-poon-a-oonay!

OOna Poona, you’re so fine,
you really just blow my mind,
OOna Poona, I’m awfully fond of you!

The OOna evil mastermind really loves to cuddle. Sung to the tune of “Rubber Duckie” (From Sesame Street)

Obey the OOna kitty!

Monday, November 12, 2007

Bella irresistible


Bella irresistible
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

the girl knows how to get what she wants, could you say no to that face...

OOna aello


OOna aello
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

Many have been lead to believe that my new battle wounds are the result of a resent unfortunate desexing of my loyings. Nothing can be further from the truth, my silly humans like to make up rather ridiculous stories to try and shield the innocent from the true horror of my tales. But i won't stand for it, my silly humans have been punished and the truth will now be known even if it strikes fear in all who hear it! WAHAHAHAHA...oh, ouw, sorry must cruve evil laugh for now.
As you can see here, my fine minions, my wounds are not from some silly surgery (thought there is a vet out there and she knows who she is that i would like to have a few words with, but that's no concern of yours), but rather these are wounds from my unsuccessful attempt to hide your silly moon so that all you foolish humans would think that the tides would rush in. WAHAH..oh, wait can't evil laugh right now. Anyway, only i would have known where the moon was and every silly human would have been running around with their tails between their legs, pulling their hair out in panic. I WOULD HAVE CONTROLLED THE WORLD!!!! uh, evil laugh here. But my plan didn't quite work, the gaint waterbubble gun (it was suppost to shoot a gaint food-color blue waterbubble in the sky to cover the moon, yeah, i know, pure genius) that i had constructed in my humans backyard backfired. You see, it's hard to build a 10 story waterbubble gun every night in the total darkness and keep it hidden from the silly humans during the day. You can't beleive how many times they kept asking what the heck was under the big sheet in the backyard. I mean, the nerve, nosey humans. Anyway, with no testing my gaint waterbubble gun, it backfired and well as you can see these are clearly wounds from that, though uh...Miss. Vet Lady, i will fine out where you live...what, oh, just a friendly little greeting to some vet lady, i'm not out for any revenge or anything, honest, it was really the waterbubble thing...honest, you can trust me, remember...

Obey the OOna kitty!

Friday, November 09, 2007

Bella joecool


Bella joecool
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

ok, she makes 'cool' look easy...

4lbs OF HELL CAT!!


4lbs OF HELL CAT!!
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

You know things are not good when you get to the vet office to pick up your 4lb kitty and every single vet tech and the vet are all standing all standing 10 feet distance from the crate that holds your kitty and they all have slightly stunned looks on their faces. You also get a little nervious when you can hear (as soon as you walk into the door, i might add) the worst, most horrid sound you have heard in your life coming from the very same crate. And when walk over to stand with everyone else (at a safe distance) you begin to understand why your sweet, never harmed a fly before now 4 lb. kitty is now called HELL CAT!! by everyone in the vet office and why they all finch when you ask sheepishly, "Was she good?" Funny how much fear one little kitty can put into so many, uh did i mention that SHE ONLY 4 LBS!!!!
Well, when all you see is legs, claws, teeth and claws, oh and claws, did i say claws. The little OOna kitty looked like the Tasmanian Devil and sounded like a demon. The OOna kitty dose not like the vet and does not deal with pain well at all. All the other cats there were shrinking away from this little 4 lb terror, not to mention the humans. They drew straws as to who would put on the Hawk protection gloves and go pull her out so she could go home in a transport crate. Uh, did i mention that she was coming home with us, we were frighten. The OOna kitty was not happy to say the least.
Once the poor vet tech had gotten OOna hell kitty in her transport crate we were told to let her cool down for maybe an hour before trying to take her out so we drove around with her in the back of the subaru for an hour and when we got home and got her into her room (she now is in Bella's old Great Dane crate) she semm much calmer, even letting us touch her without freaking. The OOna hell kitty slept (we would check on her every hour) all night and has slowly gotten sweeter and sweeter, almost back to her normal self. She's got 10 days to heal before going (gulp!) back to get the stitches out. Let's just say the vet isn't looking forward to OOna's next visit...

Obey the OOna Hell kitty!! or else...(gulp, help)

OOna queen


OOna queen
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

An extra shot of how the OOna kitty queen likes to be carried around, well that is before OOna hell kitty met vet...

Obey the OOna kitty!

OOna eye


OOna eye
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

Wasn't able to post yesterday, but this was the shot that the OOna kitty wanted posted. The OOna eye of foreboding, yes traveling in comfort but the OOna kitty evil mastermind knows that sometime not good is coming.
The OOna kitty knows, she always knows.

Obey the OOna Kitty!

Wednesday, November 07, 2007

Bella slypup


Bella slypup
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

Just a sly look for the purple nose princess.

OOna innocentlost


OOna innocentlost
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

Our sweet little evil mastermind is no longer an innocent little girl anymore. We think she went into heat yesterday. The vet had told us that we probably had another couple of weeks before this would happen and that poor little OOna kitty would not have to be fixed until the end of Nov. Well, a big opps! from the vet on that one, little miss. horny girl has tail in air ready and waiting. Good thing the sexpot, future world dominator is an indoor only girl. We are lucky so far, no screaming just the weird tail/butt in the air thing. The little evil mindbender goes in tomorrow to get the sip-sip so no food tonight...the OOna kitty will not be happy. We'll let you know how everything goes with her sip-sip, we've been told that it's a little more dangerous when they've already gone into heat so the OOna kitty's folks are completely happy with the vet right now. The little evil mastermind should be fine, her vet is one of the best in our area (even though she (vet) screwed up OOna's going in heat timetable) We feel really bad that we didn't catch it before she started, poor OOna kittys.

Sorry, the OOna kitty evil mastermind hasn't developed any new world domination plans...she kind of (sex) has (sex) only (sex) one (sex) thing (sex) on (sex) her (sex) mind (sex) right (sex) now.

Remember Obey the OOna kitty! (she'll be back in full world domination form again soon)

Monday, November 05, 2007

OOna deepthoughts


OOna deepthoughts
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

The OOna kitty evil mastermind practising mind control to move her toy...no really, it moved without her touching it...really, honest it did...errr, ok maybe i'm a little OOna brainwashed...

Obey the OOna kitty!

Creature Comfort


Creature Comfort
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

all suggled in her bed, the little perfect girl sleeping in her bed...

Friday, November 02, 2007

Bella roadwarrior


Bella roadwarrior
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

Oh, give me a home where my Subaru can roam,
Where the air is pure and the breeze is free,
Where a life streams by with a flow,
And the land stretches out as far as i can see...heehee

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