OOna rubbadubdub2
OOna rubbadubdub2
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A-HA!! WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! HA WAH-HAHA!!!
I have been watching the silly humans and their weird little rituals, and am on to their game! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
HA, HA! They didn’t think I was watch them but I was and I have discovered their great giant smell improver magic porcelain water vessel! Heehee, they did not think i notice how they magical smelled better after stepping behind the great curtain wall! Oh, and when they come back out, how I love to wrap my paws around their mysteriously wet legs and smell and lick them (ok, so I’m a little kinky, I am evil you know). But little do they know how prefect their giant smell improver magic porcelain water vessel will be for my newest plan to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!! WAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Magic water vessel and it makes you smell better. Well, I don’t really need that, you see, because I smell naturally wonder, but those human…well, you know, they are humans, poor things…
But where was I…Yeeeesssss, yes, yes, so brilliant am i and very soon the all will bow before me! WAHAHAHAHAHAHA…what, oh, yes…the plan, sorry, get carry away sometimes with the wonderfulness of my genius.
So, I’m sure being the simple minions that you are, you have no clue how such a giant smell improver magic porcelain water vessel can be turned into a device to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!! Well of course you don’t, my little simply minded minion, for only an incredible, gorgeous genius such as I could see the true potential of such a deviant device.
Well…it’s really rather simple, all you need is some blue powder jello (500 boxes should do nicely), and some rubberbands (not sure how many, still working on the details, but rest assure my plan will work…never question the OOna kitty evil mastermind). So all I need to do is fill the giant smell improver magic porcelain water vessel with the blue jello powder, it will turn the blue powder into it’s jiggly-wiggly self, then when the silly humans step in to make themselves wet and smell better, they will think the blue jello is really water, I can then quickly wrap the giant smell improver magic porcelain water vessel with the rubberbands and trap them. WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Yes, yes, you see how brilliant I truely am…yes, I know, pure genius…it is so simple, all I have to do is fill every giant smell improver magic porcelain water vessel around the world, trapping every human with the blue jello and rubberbands and the only way they can get out is only after they pledge to make me their ruler. WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
IT’s so brilliant, so genius, only I the OOna kitty evil mastermind could conceive such a plan for world domination! WAHAHAHAHAHAH…uh, ok, let’s see…hmmmmmmmm, now how do you turn this freaking thing on….
Obey the OOna kitty!
