OOna aello

OOna aello
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Many have been lead to believe that my new battle wounds are the result of a resent unfortunate desexing of my loyings. Nothing can be further from the truth, my silly humans like to make up rather ridiculous stories to try and shield the innocent from the true horror of my tales. But i won't stand for it, my silly humans have been punished and the truth will now be known even if it strikes fear in all who hear it! WAHAHAHAHA...oh, ouw, sorry must cruve evil laugh for now.
As you can see here, my fine minions, my wounds are not from some silly surgery (thought there is a vet out there and she knows who she is that i would like to have a few words with, but that's no concern of yours), but rather these are wounds from my unsuccessful attempt to hide your silly moon so that all you foolish humans would think that the tides would rush in. WAHAH..oh, wait can't evil laugh right now. Anyway, only i would have known where the moon was and every silly human would have been running around with their tails between their legs, pulling their hair out in panic. I WOULD HAVE CONTROLLED THE WORLD!!!! uh, evil laugh here. But my plan didn't quite work, the gaint waterbubble gun (it was suppost to shoot a gaint food-color blue waterbubble in the sky to cover the moon, yeah, i know, pure genius) that i had constructed in my humans backyard backfired. You see, it's hard to build a 10 story waterbubble gun every night in the total darkness and keep it hidden from the silly humans during the day. You can't beleive how many times they kept asking what the heck was under the big sheet in the backyard. I mean, the nerve, nosey humans. Anyway, with no testing my gaint waterbubble gun, it backfired and well as you can see these are clearly wounds from that, though uh...Miss. Vet Lady, i will fine out where you live...what, oh, just a friendly little greeting to some vet lady, i'm not out for any revenge or anything, honest, it was really the waterbubble thing...honest, you can trust me, remember...

Obey the OOna kitty!