Friday, November 02, 2007

Bella roadwarrior


Bella roadwarrior
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

Oh, give me a home where my Subaru can roam,
Where the air is pure and the breeze is free,
Where a life streams by with a flow,
And the land stretches out as far as i can see...heehee

OOna ooohhhhhh


OOna ooohhhhhh
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

oooooooohhooooooonnaooohhhhhh…you are getting drowsy, you will succumb to my will, you shall worship me and feed me many little fishes…oooooooohhooooooonnaooohhhhhh…you will obey all my brilliantly sinister plans, you will let me take over the world…oooooooohhooooooonnaooohhhhhh…whew, this brainwashing thing is hard work…oooooooohhooooooonnaooohhhhhh…you only dream of OOna kitty devotion…

Obey the OOna kitty!

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Horny Bella


Horny Bella
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

The devilish little Bella wanted to wish everyone her best one the best holiday of the year!!
Be safe, take care, eat lots of candy and be HORNY!!! heehee

Happy Halloween!! from Bella, her folks & OOna Witchypoo too!!

OOna Witchypoo


OOna Witchypoo
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

WWEEEEEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Why hello my little pretties and how are my little taste ones on this All Hallows’ Day. I have so many wonderful treats for my darling sweet minions. Yes, you can trust your little OOna Witchypoo, I have all kinds of delicious treats to give just go over and sit in my big black, warm cauldron while I go and get them for you.
WWEEEEEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Obey the OOna Witchypoo!

Bella travel


Bella travel
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

This past weekend we were on the road, went to the funeral for Gwen's Uncle Ralph. We are very sad that Uncle Ralph is no longer with us. Ralph always loved Bella so of course she had to be there. She saw it as her job to make the whole family smile, she even road in the procession and was there with everyone through the whole thing.
We will miss Uncle Ralph but we know he's in a happier place.

love Bella, her folks & OOna too.

OOna Piggywars5


OOna Piggywars5
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

The Great Piggy Wars!
(triumph photo series!)

It is a scary story that most silly humans speak only of in hush tones for the very thought of it embeds fear into your bones, terrifying even the biggest and most brave. Yes, I dare speak of the horrid tale of The Great Piggy Wars!!! AAAAAAAAAWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWAAWAAAAAA!!!...Oh, uh, i’m calm now, yes it’s that scary.
Now be sure to turn on all the lights as i tell this tale of whoa or you will pee in your pants every time you hear a noise, i know i wi…wha!...what was that..see i told you…Anyway, where was i, oh yeah…so much of what is known about ‘The Great Piggy Wars!’ has been passed through a whisper while running past the other human in fear. That is why so little is known about the dark true evil that happen during this wicked period in our short time here on earth. Yes, dark, dark times were these for overrun were we with the feared vamppy piggy Wiggy AAAAAAAAAWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWAAWAAAAAA!!!...oh, sorry…just mentioning his name made me pee in my pants again…opps…yes the noise you hear is your own teeth chattering for even you know deep down how horrible Wiggy the vamppy piggy was. Oh, dark, dark days indeed…You see, Wiggy’s reign of terror was so evil and horrible that even the sun would not shine for fear of Wiggy’s wrath so, well, it was rather uhmmm…dark which is partly why they said they were dark, uh dark days. Well, he was scary too (roarrrr…see, you peed in your pants…scary). Anyway, it was dark days, silly humans were running around screaming and bumping into one another. There was mass hysteria, no one knew when or who Wiggy the vamppy piggy would strike next. Now it often been said that Wiggy the vamppy piggy finally succumb to his own evil, destroying himself in some inner battle for more and more power. HA! The silly stories humans tell themselves just so they don’t have to face their truest, deepest fears. No it was not Wiggy the vamppy piggy dieing on his own fang (as is so often whispered in children’s stories to scary the freaking crap out of them), no, no for the truth is far more horrible to take i suppose. It was really the OOna kitty that finally did in Wiggy the vamppy piggy in what was one of the most horrid battle of earth. A battle that reshaped lands, created deeper oceans and even stretched new skies. You know the Grand Canyon, HA! before the OOna kitty and Wiggy the vamppy piggy battle, it was known as the Peewee Canyon. You know the foot on the end of Italy, well before the battle it was feet, two legs and a hip. Yes, the noise alone pushed Saturn on the other side of Mars and crushed it’s 200 moons into what we now think are rings. Yes the battle was the horrible and most silly humans buried their heads in the sand and this is why so few know that it was OOna kitty that really brought down Wiggy the vamppy piggy.
Now don’t go and starting thinking ole OOna kitty is your hero or something cause, well the OOna kitty didn’t battle Wiggy the vamppy piggy to save the silly humans. HA! she only took Wiggy the vamppy piggy down cause it’s kind of hard to have followers when your human minions are running around screaming and all freaked out and what not. When the silly humans kind of don’t follow your orders it really pisses an OOna kitty off. She first tried to work out a deal with Wiggy the vamppy piggy, offering him the artist and movie stars, but nnnooooooo, that wasn’t good enough for Wiggy he said that artist taste funny or something. Well, the OOna kitty had had enough, there is only so much an evil mastermind can put up with, she had to have her minion think straight. So the battle was fought and as you can see (uhmmm, you have to take your hands off your eyes…err, ok, at least look between your fingers) in these never before seen photos that it was touch and go for the OOna kitty. With great danger to life and limb (i might add that i ran in fear many times for the battle was so great), you can tell just how skilled the OOna kitty is and why she is a true master of evil. Wiggy the vamppy piggy fought sloppy and all over the place where as the OOna kitty watched and waited to learn just how to defeat the terrifying Wiggy the vamppy piggy.
And yes, though now we will soon be under the control of OOna kitty’s evil mindmelt at least now the sun shines again and we are free to ponder, “How beautiful you are oh master OOna kitty.”, and “How best can I serve you today oh wonderful, evil OOna kitty.” Yes, freedom is ours, freedom to grovel at the OOna kitty’s chocolate-chip paws…

Obey the OOna kitty!

OOna Piggywars4


OOna Piggywars4
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

The Great Piggy Wars!
(triumph photo series!)

It is a scary story that most silly humans speak only of in hush tones for the very thought of it embeds fear into your bones, terrifying even the biggest and most brave. Yes, I dare speak of the horrid tale of The Great Piggy Wars!!! AAAAAAAAAWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWAAWAAAAAA!!!...Oh, uh, i’m calm now, yes it’s that scary.
Now be sure to turn on all the lights as i tell this tale of whoa or you will pee in your pants every time you hear a noise, i know i wi…wha!...what was that..see i told you…Anyway, where was i, oh yeah…so much of what is known about ‘The Great Piggy Wars!’ has been passed through a whisper while running past the other human in fear. That is why so little is known about the dark true evil that happen during this wicked period in our short time here on earth. Yes, dark, dark times were these for overrun were we with the feared vamppy piggy Wiggy AAAAAAAAAWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWAAWAAAAAA!!!...oh, sorry…just mentioning his name made me pee in my pants again…opps…yes the noise you hear is your own teeth chattering for even you know deep down how horrible Wiggy the vamppy piggy was. Oh, dark, dark days indeed…You see, Wiggy’s reign of terror was so evil and horrible that even the sun would not shine for fear of Wiggy’s wrath so, well, it was rather uhmmm…dark which is partly why they said they were dark, uh dark days. Well, he was scary too (roarrrr…see, you peed in your pants…scary). Anyway, it was dark days, silly humans were running around screaming and bumping into one another. There was mass hysteria, no one knew when or who Wiggy the vamppy piggy would strike next. Now it often been said that Wiggy the vamppy piggy finally succumb to his own evil, destroying himself in some inner battle for more and more power. HA! The silly stories humans tell themselves just so they don’t have to face their truest, deepest fears. No it was not Wiggy the vamppy piggy dieing on his own fang (as is so often whispered in children’s stories to scary the freaking crap out of them), no, no for the truth is far more horrible to take i suppose. It was really the OOna kitty that finally did in Wiggy the vamppy piggy in what was one of the most horrid battle of earth. A battle that reshaped lands, created deeper oceans and even stretched new skies. You know the Grand Canyon, HA! before the OOna kitty and Wiggy the vamppy piggy battle, it was known as the Peewee Canyon. You know the foot on the end of Italy, well before the battle it was feet, two legs and a hip. Yes, the noise alone pushed Saturn on the other side of Mars and crushed it’s 200 moons into what we now think are rings. Yes the battle was the horrible and most silly humans buried their heads in the sand and this is why so few know that it was OOna kitty that really brought down Wiggy the vamppy piggy.
Now don’t go and starting thinking ole OOna kitty is your hero or something cause, well the OOna kitty didn’t battle Wiggy the vamppy piggy to save the silly humans. HA! she only took Wiggy the vamppy piggy down cause it’s kind of hard to have followers when your human minions are running around screaming and all freaked out and what not. When the silly humans kind of don’t follow your orders it really pisses an OOna kitty off. She first tried to work out a deal with Wiggy the vamppy piggy, offering him the artist and movie stars, but nnnooooooo, that wasn’t good enough for Wiggy he said that artist taste funny or something. Well, the OOna kitty had had enough, there is only so much an evil mastermind can put up with, she had to have her minion think straight. So the battle was fought and as you can see (uhmmm, you have to take your hands off your eyes…err, ok, at least look between your fingers) in these never before seen photos that it was touch and go for the OOna kitty. With great danger to life and limb (i might add that i ran in fear many times for the battle was so great), you can tell just how skilled the OOna kitty is and why she is a true master of evil. Wiggy the vamppy piggy fought sloppy and all over the place where as the OOna kitty watched and waited to learn just how to defeat the terrifying Wiggy the vamppy piggy.
And yes, though now we will soon be under the control of OOna kitty’s evil mindmelt at least now the sun shines again and we are free to ponder, “How beautiful you are oh master OOna kitty.”, and “How best can I serve you today oh wonderful, evil OOna kitty.” Yes, freedom is ours, freedom to grovel at the OOna kitty’s chocolate-chip paws…

Obey the OOna kitty!

OOna Piggywars3


OOna Piggywars3
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

The Great Piggy Wars!
(triumph photo series!)

It is a scary story that most silly humans speak only of in hush tones for the very thought of it embeds fear into your bones, terrifying even the biggest and most brave. Yes, I dare speak of the horrid tale of The Great Piggy Wars!!! AAAAAAAAAWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWAAWAAAAAA!!!...Oh, uh, i’m calm now, yes it’s that scary.
Now be sure to turn on all the lights as i tell this tale of whoa or you will pee in your pants every time you hear a noise, i know i wi…wha!...what was that..see i told you…Anyway, where was i, oh yeah…so much of what is known about ‘The Great Piggy Wars!’ has been passed through a whisper while running past the other human in fear. That is why so little is known about the dark true evil that happen during this wicked period in our short time here on earth. Yes, dark, dark times were these for overrun were we with the feared vamppy piggy Wiggy AAAAAAAAAWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWAAWAAAAAA!!!...oh, sorry…just mentioning his name made me pee in my pants again…opps…yes the noise you hear is your own teeth chattering for even you know deep down how horrible Wiggy the vamppy piggy was. Oh, dark, dark days indeed…You see, Wiggy’s reign of terror was so evil and horrible that even the sun would not shine for fear of Wiggy’s wrath so, well, it was rather uhmmm…dark which is partly why they said they were dark, uh dark days. Well, he was scary too (roarrrr…see, you peed in your pants…scary). Anyway, it was dark days, silly humans were running around screaming and bumping into one another. There was mass hysteria, no one knew when or who Wiggy the vamppy piggy would strike next. Now it often been said that Wiggy the vamppy piggy finally succumb to his own evil, destroying himself in some inner battle for more and more power. HA! The silly stories humans tell themselves just so they don’t have to face their truest, deepest fears. No it was not Wiggy the vamppy piggy dieing on his own fang (as is so often whispered in children’s stories to scary the freaking crap out of them), no, no for the truth is far more horrible to take i suppose. It was really the OOna kitty that finally did in Wiggy the vamppy piggy in what was one of the most horrid battle of earth. A battle that reshaped lands, created deeper oceans and even stretched new skies. You know the Grand Canyon, HA! before the OOna kitty and Wiggy the vamppy piggy battle, it was known as the Peewee Canyon. You know the foot on the end of Italy, well before the battle it was feet, two legs and a hip. Yes, the noise alone pushed Saturn on the other side of Mars and crushed it’s 200 moons into what we now think are rings. Yes the battle was the horrible and most silly humans buried their heads in the sand and this is why so few know that it was OOna kitty that really brought down Wiggy the vamppy piggy.
Now don’t go and starting thinking ole OOna kitty is your hero or something cause, well the OOna kitty didn’t battle Wiggy the vamppy piggy to save the silly humans. HA! she only took Wiggy the vamppy piggy down cause it’s kind of hard to have followers when your human minions are running around screaming and all freaked out and what not. When the silly humans kind of don’t follow your orders it really pisses an OOna kitty off. She first tried to work out a deal with Wiggy the vamppy piggy, offering him the artist and movie stars, but nnnooooooo, that wasn’t good enough for Wiggy he said that artist taste funny or something. Well, the OOna kitty had had enough, there is only so much an evil mastermind can put up with, she had to have her minion think straight. So the battle was fought and as you can see (uhmmm, you have to take your hands off your eyes…err, ok, at least look between your fingers) in these never before seen photos that it was touch and go for the OOna kitty. With great danger to life and limb (i might add that i ran in fear many times for the battle was so great), you can tell just how skilled the OOna kitty is and why she is a true master of evil. Wiggy the vamppy piggy fought sloppy and all over the place where as the OOna kitty watched and waited to learn just how to defeat the terrifying Wiggy the vamppy piggy.
And yes, though now we will soon be under the control of OOna kitty’s evil mindmelt at least now the sun shines again and we are free to ponder, “How beautiful you are oh master OOna kitty.”, and “How best can I serve you today oh wonderful, evil OOna kitty.” Yes, freedom is ours, freedom to grovel at the OOna kitty’s chocolate-chip paws…

Obey the OOna kitty!

OOna Piggywars2


OOna Piggywars2
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

The Great Piggy Wars!
(same story as pervious post)

It is a scary story that most silly humans speak only of in hush tones for the very thought of it embeds fear into your bones, terrifying even the biggest and most brave. Yes, I dare speak of the horrid tale of The Great Piggy Wars!!! AAAAAAAAAWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWAAWAAAAAA!!!...Oh, uh, i’m calm now, yes it’s that scary.
Now be sure to turn on all the lights as i tell this tale of whoa or you will pee in your pants every time you hear a noise, i know i wi…wha!...what was that..see i told you…Anyway, where was i, oh yeah…so much of what is known about ‘The Great Piggy Wars!’ has been passed through a whisper while running past the other human in fear. That is why so little is known about the dark true evil that happen during this wicked period in our short time here on earth. Yes, dark, dark times were these for overrun were we with the feared vamppy piggy Wiggy AAAAAAAAAWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWAAWAAAAAA!!!...oh, sorry…just mentioning his name made me pee in my pants again…opps…yes the noise you hear is your own teeth chattering for even you know deep down how horrible Wiggy the vamppy piggy was. Oh, dark, dark days indeed…You see, Wiggy’s reign of terror was so evil and horrible that even the sun would not shine for fear of Wiggy’s wrath so, well, it was rather uhmmm…dark which is partly why they said they were dark, uh dark days. Well, he was scary too (roarrrr…see, you peed in your pants…scary). Anyway, it was dark days, silly humans were running around screaming and bumping into one another. There was mass hysteria, no one knew when or who Wiggy the vamppy piggy would strike next. Now it often been said that Wiggy the vamppy piggy finally succumb to his own evil, destroying himself in some inner battle for more and more power. HA! The silly stories humans tell themselves just so they don’t have to face their truest, deepest fears. No it was not Wiggy the vamppy piggy dieing on his own fang (as is so often whispered in children’s stories to scary the freaking crap out of them), no, no for the truth is far more horrible to take i suppose. It was really the OOna kitty that finally did in Wiggy the vamppy piggy in what was one of the most horrid battle of earth. A battle that reshaped lands, created deeper oceans and even stretched new skies. You know the Grand Canyon, HA! before the OOna kitty and Wiggy the vamppy piggy battle, it was known as the Peewee Canyon. You know the foot on the end of Italy, well before the battle it was feet, two legs and a hip. Yes, the noise alone pushed Saturn on the other side of Mars and crushed it’s 200 moons into what we now think are rings. Yes the battle was the horrible and most silly humans buried their heads in the sand and this is why so few know that it was OOna kitty that really brought down Wiggy the vamppy piggy.
Now don’t go and starting thinking ole OOna kitty is your hero or something cause, well the OOna kitty didn’t battle Wiggy the vamppy piggy to save the silly humans. HA! she only took Wiggy the vamppy piggy down cause it’s kind of hard to have followers when your human minions are running around screaming and all freaked out and what not. When the silly humans kind of don’t follow your orders it really pisses an OOna kitty off. She first tried to work out a deal with Wiggy the vamppy piggy, offering him the artist and movie stars, but nnnooooooo, that wasn’t good enough for Wiggy he said that artist taste funny or something. Well, the OOna kitty had had enough, there is only so much an evil mastermind can put up with, she had to have her minion think straight. So the battle was fought and as you can see (uhmmm, you have to take your hands off your eyes…err, ok, at least look between your fingers) in these never before seen photos that it was touch and go for the OOna kitty. With great danger to life and limb (i might add that i ran in fear many times for the battle was so great), you can tell just how skilled the OOna kitty is and why she is a true master of evil. Wiggy the vamppy piggy fought sloppy and all over the place where as the OOna kitty watched and waited to learn just how to defeat the terrifying Wiggy the vamppy piggy.
And yes, though now we will soon be under the control of OOna kitty’s evil mindmelt at least now the sun shines again and we are free to ponder, “How beautiful you are oh master OOna kitty.”, and “How best can I serve you today oh wonderful, evil OOna kitty.” Yes, freedom is ours, freedom to grovel at the OOna kitty’s chocolate-chip paws…

Obey the OOna kitty!

OOna Piggywars1


OOna Piggywars1
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

The Great Piggy Wars!

It is a scary story that most silly humans speak only of in hush tones for the very thought of it embeds fear into your bones, terrifying even the biggest and most brave. Yes, I dare speak of the horrid tale of The Great Piggy Wars!!! AAAAAAAAAWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWAAWAAAAAA!!!...Oh, uh, i’m calm now, yes it’s that scary.
Now be sure to turn on all the lights as i tell this tale of whoa or you will pee in your pants every time you hear a noise, i know i wi…wha!...what was that..see i told you…Anyway, where was i, oh yeah…so much of what is known about ‘The Great Piggy Wars!’ has been passed through a whisper while running past the other human in fear. That is why so little is known about the dark true evil that happen during this wicked period in our short time here on earth. Yes, dark, dark times were these for overrun were we with the feared vamppy piggy Wiggy AAAAAAAAAWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWAAWAAAAAA!!!...oh, sorry…just mentioning his name made me pee in my pants again…opps…yes the noise you hear is your own teeth chattering for even you know deep down how horrible Wiggy the vamppy piggy was. Oh, dark, dark days indeed…You see, Wiggy’s reign of terror was so evil and horrible that even the sun would not shine for fear of Wiggy’s wrath so, well, it was rather uhmmm…dark which is partly why they said they were dark, uh dark days. Well, he was scary too (roarrrr…see, you peed in your pants…scary). Anyway, it was dark days, silly humans were running around screaming and bumping into one another. There was mass hysteria, no one knew when or who Wiggy the vamppy piggy would strike next. Now it often been said that Wiggy the vamppy piggy finally succumb to his own evil, destroying himself in some inner battle for more and more power. HA! The silly stories humans tell themselves just so they don’t have to face their truest, deepest fears. No it was not Wiggy the vamppy piggy dieing on his own fang (as is so often whispered in children’s stories to scary the freaking crap out of them), no, no for the truth is far more horrible to take i suppose. It was really the OOna kitty that finally did in Wiggy the vamppy piggy in what was one of the most horrid battle of earth. A battle that reshaped lands, created deeper oceans and even stretched new skies. You know the Grand Canyon, HA! before the OOna kitty and Wiggy the vamppy piggy battle, it was known as the Peewee Canyon. You know the foot on the end of Italy, well before the battle it was feet, two legs and a hip. Yes, the noise alone pushed Saturn on the other side of Mars and crushed it’s 200 moons into what we now think are rings. Yes the battle was the horrible and most silly humans buried their heads in the sand and this is why so few know that it was OOna kitty that really brought down Wiggy the vamppy piggy.
Now don’t go and starting thinking ole OOna kitty is your hero or something cause, well the OOna kitty didn’t battle Wiggy the vamppy piggy to save the silly humans. HA! she only took Wiggy the vamppy piggy down cause it’s kind of hard to have followers when your human minions are running around screaming and all freaked out and what not. When the silly humans kind of don’t follow your orders it really pisses an OOna kitty off. She first tried to work out a deal with Wiggy the vamppy piggy, offering him the artist and movie stars, but nnnooooooo, that wasn’t good enough for Wiggy he said that artist taste funny or something. Well, the OOna kitty had had enough, there is only so much an evil mastermind can put up with, she had to have her minion think straight. So the battle was fought and as you can see (uhmmm, you have to take your hands off your eyes…err, ok, at least look between your fingers) in these never before seen photos that it was touch and go for the OOna kitty. With great danger to life and limb (i might add that i ran in fear many times for the battle was so great), you can tell just how skilled the OOna kitty is and why she is a true master of evil. Wiggy the vamppy piggy fought sloppy and all over the place where as the OOna kitty watched and waited to learn just how to defeat the terrifying Wiggy the vamppy piggy.
And yes, though now we will soon be under the control of OOna kitty’s evil mindmelt at least now the sun shines again and we are free to ponder, “How beautiful you are oh master OOna kitty.”, and “How best can I serve you today oh wonderful, evil OOna kitty.” Yes, freedom is ours, freedom to grovel at the OOna kitty’s chocolate-chip paws…

Obey the OOna kitty!

Monday, October 29, 2007

Bella transy3


Bella transy3
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

Happy face! Bella is happy the tranys bunny is going to her buddy Skyler.

Bella transy2


Bella transy2
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

ok, this shot was just a funny tongue shot with the transy bunny that she hates.

Bella transy1


Bella transy1
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

Bella and her transvestite bunny toy of which she's just not to hip on. It's hilarious and make a horrorible noise which may be why she doesn't like it one bit. She got for her birthday (from Valerie and Cheryl) but would never go near it unless we made her stay, well it is a little scarey (plus, for some reason she's never liked rubber toys).
Anyway it's now going to a new home, her German shepard buddy Skyler, he'll love it.

Thank you Cheryl & Valerie, but Bella has to send the transy bunny on with love to Skyler (he'll chew anything).

OOna meeeOUW


OOna meeeOUW
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

Now to keep the world of OOna kitty (evil mastermind) & Bella a sane and tranqill one the two little sweeties have to have their own area. The OOna kitty gets the office (which pretty much has become her whole room with the office taking second fiddle) and Bella getting the rest of the house (well she is 13 and the queen of the house). OOna, being the evil mastermind that she is loves to be held and carried around the house (thank god she only 4 pounds), she loves her room and pretty much just wants to stay in there but if one of us walks by her room without giving her any attention she will give out this mee-OUW? eer, eep, OUWE? eeer, epp. It's not just a simple meow but all these nioses as if she's asking a question. She definitely has her very own lanuage.

mee-OUW? eer, eep, OUWE? eeer, definitely world domination code.

Obey the OOna kitty.

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