OOna evileye

OOna evileye
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Mastering the Evil Eye…

Yes, my minions, the true ‘Evil Eye’ is not something to be taken so lightly, it is (if done correctly) in fact a highly effective weapon in any evil genius mastermind’s arsenal. Yes, yes i kid you not, the ‘Evil Eye’ when preformed by an incredible evil master mindmelter such as i can place horrid fear in any who i wish to crush. It is not something, i’m afraid that you can quickly learn, you must have the amazing evil genius skill such as i to do so and since there is only one OOna kitty evil mastermind…WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! SILLY LITTLE, SIMPLE HUMANS BENDING TO MY WILL EVEN NOW…WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! oh was that out loud, silly me…
Anyway, what was i saying…oh yes, well now then everyone let’s try your ‘Evil Eye’...no, no, no not your ‘I’m trying to Poop Eye’ silly humans…again, ok that’s closer now you just look like you are peeing in your pants. Arrrgg, again the ‘Evil Eye’ looks like this…yeeessss, yes i think you have it, why yes there it is…WAHAHAHAHAHA!! As you have clearly figured out, my simple humans, a true ‘Evil Eye’ can only be preformed by an evil genius such as i or your brain will frizz and cause you to want to do hoola-hoop dancing for three days straight…opps! sorry forgot to mention that before…WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
enjoy your hoola-hoop dancing while i TAKE OVER THE FREAKING WORLD!! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH…ack…cough…ack too much wahahaing…

Obey the OOna kitty!