OOna yugen

OOna yugen
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Yes, my sweet minions, i have called you here to prepare for my new evil plan TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! As always it is a fabulous plan that will send fear and cold chills down the noodle spines of the silly humans!! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

But first, i would like to send out a very special congrats to my minion pandajill (and her sidekick Tess) for their clever but unsuccessful ‘Snoopy Snow Cone Maker’ plan. Though clever an idea it was only a true evil genius mastermind such as i could see the flaw. Yes, my minion, if only you had used a Slushee Slush Maker Machine with frozen fish goo and dried ice your plan might just had worked. But no worries, i am not mad, in fact for your effort my minion, you will get the first ever “OOna kitty evil mastermind’s assistant goldstar”, yes, yes, i know, usually my mere presence is enough for you to live off of but i felt that a tiny, flimsy paper gold star looking thing might be a good thing (silly minions must be kept happy).

So, now that the troops are happy, on to my new plan… for the pass few weeks i have been collecting green food coloring jar.Every time my humans have buy the stuff i have snuck into the kitchen and taken it in the middle of the night so that they think they have misplaced it and go buy another jar. HA, HA i have been stashing them away…though it has been hard to hide hundreds & hundreds (my humans are suckers) of little green jars from them i have finally collected enough! Now all have to do is mix the green coloring with thousands of melted marshmellows and then…Yes, you see my brilliance, don’t you…yes, yes…i then mix the green melted marshmellows with the snow…WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!...do you see my minions…the silly humans will thinks the green metled marshmellow-snow mix is really grass and they will run out to frolic in it only to become stuck in the ooy-gooy green melted marshmellows WAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! YES, I AM BRILLIANT, THERE IS NO ESCAPE FOR THE SILLY HUMANS! THE WORLD WILL SOON BE MINE! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Soon i will rule all for only i will not frolic in the green melted marshmellow goo. WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Now excuse me while i start the mixing (heehee, silly humans will never know why they are stuck in green melted marshmellow goo. pure genius, yes, yes, pure genius)...

Obey the OOna kitty!!