Darth OOna

Darth OOna
Originally uploaded by studio583art.

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Though much has been told about much lesser evil Darths such as Vader and Maul, it is actually Darth OOna that truly strikes fear into hearts of those that know of her existence. So evil and cunning is she that many times her evil schemes have struck fear to the masses with little knowledge of her involvement. Her complete grasp of the dark side has allowed her to use her crushing OOna mindmelt to very wicked means indeed. To those closes to the little evil mastermind, the growing of her dark mask comes second only to her sinister laugh in it’s unnervingness (ok, maybe that’s not a word, but the OOna kitty made me write that). To the fear of many, Darth OOna grows ever stronger, and some say (or at least one little kitty does, ouch…just got kicked by chocolate chip feet) that she is the most amazing evil little girl there is and that since she has no stupid braty ass little disrespectful, whimpy son to slow her down (uh, she tried talking to Vader, but no, Vader was Luke this, Luke that, Luke and his stupid mammy-pammy outfits…..uh, sorry, though I could trust OOna to type that last sentence while I went to go get something to drink).
Anyway, where was I…oh yes, Darth OOna, quiver in your pink leather chaps for soon her evilness will rule over all.
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Plus, OOna evil mastermind says that silly, Maul dude has a thing for trampy field mice, and what’s with the hair man, if you’re going to try and be evil at least make it look good.

Warning: Oona kitty mindmelt in progress! zap…

Obey the OOna Kitty!