OOna yumm

OOna yumm
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An OOna fairy tale:

Once upon a time
in a land far, far away,
a beautiful little independent
evil mastermind
happened upon a frog as she sat
contemplating how to take over the world
on the shores of a great sea
near a verdant meadow by her castle.
The frog hopped into OOna’s lap
and said: “Dear Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome prince tom cat,
until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
One kiss from you, however,
and I will turn back
into the dapper, young prince tom cat that I am
and then, my sweet, we can marry
and set up housekeeping in your castle
with my mother,
where you can prepare my meals,
clean my clothes, bear my children,
and forever feel
grateful and happy doing so.”
That night,
as OOna kitty evil mastermind dined sumptuously
on lightly sautéed frog legs
seasoned in a white wine
and tuna cream sauce,
she chuckled and thought to herself:
“Stupid frog, I don’t friggin think so…
hmmmm,now back to that world domination thing…”


Obey the OOna kitty!
(and don’t interrupt her thinking)